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  1. CaneTheGaytors

    Want To Win A Title?

    …better address the corching issues this off-season. According to many posters here on CiS, in order to win a National Championship you have to get top talent (top 5 recruiting classes) for several classes. Michigan and Washington (and TCU last season) blew this narrative out of the water...
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    Our Next Head Coach…

    …has turned Arizona around. If our BoT refuses to hire Kiffin, or Patterson, or Mullen, or Gundy, then our only hope is that they hire Jedd Fisch. But knowing our BoT, they’ll hire another abject disaster of a head coach. Hopefully Jedd is still available in the year 2027 when we finally...
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    Trivia Question…

    …how many times can the Noles DB’s commit P.I. and get away with it? Asking for a friend.
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    But Tell Us…

    …how you really feel, buddy. He didn’t even try to hide his racism at all. Recruits should see this kind of crap.
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    All I’ve Got To Say Is…

    …**** TAINT!!! Any day those cheating jabronies lose is a great day!
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    I Must Say…

    …that after almost 2 seasons of me repeatedly saying that Mario is the corch of all corches, I’m glad to see so many of the other posters on CiS finally recognizing this. I hate to have been right, because I really was rooting for him early on. But as I repeatedly said last season, unless he...
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    Great Job…

    …slurp crew. I think you guys managed to once again chase off probably the best/most knowledgeable poster on this board (@Memnon), all thanks to your worship of a moron. Hopefully he’ll be back at some point. You imbeciles never learn.
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    Hey, Texas A&M…

    …we have a coach that’s a great recruiter. You’d love him. It would be heartbreaking to see him go, but alas, I’m resigned to the fact that you all could pay him more than we ever could. He’ll fix your OL issues, and your team will be tough and physical. You guys better hurry up and sign...
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    To All The Porsters…

    …that insulted me again today during the game by telling me to STFU, be quiet, etc., for telling the truth. You’re a big part of the problem. Corch after corch you slurp and ask for seconds. Never learning your lesson. I see respected posters saying that NOW they’re finally off the Wario...
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    Fly The **** Banners!!!

    …not much else needs to be said.
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    ANYONE NOTICE HOW MANY…

    …times Kam had to move the zebra in the middle of the field that was obstructing his view and field of play? He had to do it on several occasions. Also, I guess now the new norm in college football is that if it’s Miami and there’s conclusive video evidence, it’s still gonna be called against...
  12. CaneTheGaytors

    MVP RUEBEN BAIN!!!

    MR. RUEBEN “MO FUGGEN” BAIN!!! Put some respeck on that man’s name! He was all over the field, and had Klubnik shook. …special shout-out to Corey “The Fro” Flagg! My man shut every hater up with that last play, and played well all night. Disaster averted…at least for now! I’m celebrating big...
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    Quickest Review in CiS History

    I’m not gonna bore everyone with a long review, since the great @Memnon already posted a 🔥🔥🔥 one. In short, I said all last season, and then during the off-season, that all Mario had to do was hire two good/great coordinators, and get the **** out the way. It appears that he has done this, and...
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    Looking On The Bright Side…

    …this abomination of a season mercifully comes to a close next Saturday. We have been tortured and submitted to the crappiest brand of Cane football that the majority of us that have been fans for many years can remember. If anything like this is on display again next season, then Mario at...
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    Exclusive Footage Of…

    Mario and Gattis scheming up the game plan for this past Saturday’s game.
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    I Can’t Stand Little Nicky, But…

    …I admire the way that he’s handling the backlash from fans and media after Baga’s second loss this season. “Look, I can’t blame the players.” Saban said. “I’m responsible for all of this stuff. So if we didn’t do it right, that’s on me.” That’s how a leader should lead. Taking the blame for...
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    **** the BoT, Admin and Slurpers…

    …same ****, different year. Only on a much worse scale. Program is dead. Throw some dirt on it and put it out of its misery. These mother ***kers took the one team that I’ve always loved and turned it into mush. To hire this abomination of a corch, who then hired this abomination of a staph...
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    Honest Question For The Board…

    …how can Mario see the incredibly efficient and high-powered offenses at TN, Baga, Taint, USC, etc., and still prefer to run the plodding offense that he’s preferred over his career as a HC? …and to those that say that he has no choice because of injuries. He was running the same bullshyt...
  19. CaneTheGaytors

    Plenty Of Blame To…

    …go all around. I’ll start with Rooster’s fumble. At that point of the game, you CANNOT fumble unless you get destroyed by a defender. He just looked like he didn’t have the ball secured. That was a game killer! Now that I got that out of the way… TVD played lights out, despite Mario and...
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    Keepin It Real: My Post Game Analysis…

    …no candy coating anything here. This was one of the worst passing game displays, tempo and clock management that I have ever witnessed. Coming into this game, I had stated my concerns regarding the passing game in the first 2 weeks of the season, and unfortunately I was right on the money. I...
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