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Get Manure the fck out of my face. He's the feeble little bytch of a 70 year old dude. Mack Brown is like the old dude on the bus from a few years ago, and Manure is the smart mouth ****, who the old dude bludgeoned and left leaking like a busted faucet. I could have sworn I heard Manure lisping...

You know what, boys? Your Legend was pacing and screaming like I can't remember doing much since 2017. I've been passionate, as always, but more reserved while watching the games. Maybe I've been that way because deep down I knew we weren't really going anywhere, so why get overly worked up...

WHEW!!! I'll start by saying that was a wildly exciting football game. Back and forth. That was some old school Rocky fake boxing ****. It was another slugfest with a crappy opponent with a bad backup QB, but at least this one was fun to watch. Let's get right to it. Pros: --The King. This is...

I hate to say I told you so, but I've seen enough of this program to know what's going on. Let's get right to it, shall we? I had this revelation while watching Diaz continue to flounder. Diaz reminds me of Don Jr. Looks polished. Yaps a good game. Zero substance. He's a fake manly nerd who...

hold their breath when King targeted that dude after the interception? I kept waiting for the buzz in from the booth, but, thankfully, it never came. On another note, Bobby Burns looks fast again. He is exploding into the LOS this year for the first time his sophomore year of HS. I might want...

Watching this 2020 UM team has me caught between "we're better than last year" and "we were so horrible last year that we can be better and still not be all that good." I watch about 10 full college games every weekend, and we are pretty average right now. We're ranked 11th, but if we played a...

It looks like everyone's got a segment now, so this beatdown has probably been hot-taked to death already. So I'll be brief. This was eerily similar wasn't it? We've seen this buildup and letdown so many times they should put the Lucy pulling the football away from Charlie Brown image on the...

Here we go, boys! This team has some of that 2019 LSU feel to it. Same type of metamorphosis is going on in Coral Gables--a good defensive team that constantly languished in the Stone Ages on offense. Lash is our Joe Brady. King is our Burrow. We've actually got better talent at RB, and they had...

I'll start with some general philosophy and then hit you with the pros and cons. It's time to celebrate, boys. Learn to celebrate the wins in life, and this was a big one. 2020 sucks for most even though I've never been happier, so breathe this one in and enjoy it. Again, a large segment of...

I know they won’t fire Manure because my school is run by gutless pvssies and toilet lickers. But in any other business in the world, if an employee had a performance like that, he’d be fired on the spot. That was the equivalent of squeezing every female coworker’s **** while screaming “HONK...

You posting what got me an infraction, then locking my thread like a weasel before I can respond? Why didn’t you show all the posts that little snitch miamicuntface69 made following me around the board stalking and instigating? I didn’t know that bytch existed until he started stalking me...

Get that dumb fck Andrew under control. If your intent is to run all the vets off in favor of **** trolls like miamicuntface let me know. The Legend helped build this place, and now your dopey friend Andrew is handing me infractions because I counterpunched that little bytch stalker troll...

First things first. Thanks to me for the extreme reverse psychology juju I put on this one by claiming all week that FSU would win. I put a hardcore hex on Hornifacquit, *** Akers, and Da’Moron Terry. I loved to see Manure play some head games right off the bat when he refused to run out of...

I think the sad truth is we’re done. We’re a relic. We’re the hot HS cheerleader Homecoming queen who is now 45 and recently single with the same hairstyle she had in HS but with much less volume and shine. The hair’s all broken and thin and damaged from years of coloring. She’s got those...

Shanny and his staff and team are all a mess. That game was reminiscent of all of the worst we’ve seen here over the last two decades of diarrhea—the NC State Kirby Freeman 1 for 11 for 8 yards game; Shanntard’s USF farewell; Folden’s Clemson death march. This one was right up there with the...

The biggest unexpected disparity in this game was in how each DL pressured the opposing QB. I expected that to be a wash or for us to do slightly better against their new OL than they did against ours. I wasn’t overly familiar with just how impactful Greentard would be. He completely...

A few months ago, I mentioned one play in the spring game that made Jarren stand out to me. He kept his eyes downfield, sensed pressure, made a very subtle non-panicky move to avoid the pressure, then delivered a strike. The ability to feel the rush and make subtle quick moves to avoid it...

Manny will prove what kind of leader he is by how engaged he keeps the backup QBs. If the guys who lose the job mope around and tear up the locker room and start breeding factions, then Manny didn’t do a good job. His main job as HC is to be a leader of men. He has guys in place to run the O...

We need to be ruthless again. Fck anyone who thinks we should wait around another year for this corpse to kill us. We need an innovative spread guru, who can inject some immediate excitement into this moribund corpse of a program. Start lighting up the scoreboard and giving ourselves a little...

First thought your beloved Legend had was: Rosier’s best game as a Cane was his first one as an admittedly unprepared freshman, and his worst was the last one. Let that sink in. After 3 years of the clowns polluting him they turned him into a guy who couldn’t throw a 5 yard pass. Go watch that...