Meanwhile, we act like this is our own issue alone, that nobody else has players who disappoint in college and then bloom in the pros. It's laughable insulation and denial.
I have a friend who is a huge Texas fan. He was ranting early this season that Jordan Hicks was starring with the Eagles and potentially on his way to defensive rookie of the year as an outside linebacker. This was after largely flopping for most of his career with the Longhorns, despite being an ultra premier recruit out of Ohio. There was chatter that Texas was playing him out of position on the outside, that he was too limited out there and probably belongs in the inside. I read that from several scouting sources. Now it looks silly.
I blame Dade Countyitis. Or 305itis. Whatever you want to call it. Soft and entitled. I've mentioned for years that the high school football I watch in Dade County is increasingly soft and undisciplined. It's nothing but fast jaguar athletes preferring open field football and prancing touchdowns from long distance. Accompanied by leaping celebrations and smiles. We're so talented, so superior. What could possibly go wrong?
That type plays narrow and part time. They expect the opposing runner to go down upon a mere glance or moderate contact. They expect to run free on pass routes and not have to bother with teams that play actual stifling physical pass defense. No kidding we can execute an 8 lateral play in open field for 46 seconds. That fits with Dade Countyitis. Make it a scrum and we're shoved backwards and out of the stadium.
Not everybody may technically hail from Dade County. They inherit the flaw. We have far too many of these kids. That's why it often looks like we have 9 guys out there on defense. Open spaces galore. It's like a soccer game with one team with 2 men down. The opposing side tinkers and toys at will -- ole.
I'm sick of it. I realize a coaching change can make considerable difference. But overall I'll be happy when the vast majority of these kids are gone, replaced by some tough guy types with a midwest frame and attitude. I'm so envious of programs like Ohio State and Alabama with all the wide body maulers. They don't have 9 defenders out there. More like 14.
Dade Countyitis is the reason you have Stacy Coley out there, taunting a defensive back after a nice but hardly pivotal 20 yard gain, while down 17-0. Dade Countyitis is the reason you have Brad Kaaya from the bench fist pumping a confirmed touchdown that moves the score from 45-0 to 45-6. That was hilarious. I was imagining Jimmy Johnson fist pumping a similar verdict.
Let's face it, even in our glory years we were somewhat vulnerable along those lines. I always rooted passionately to draw the correct opponent when we faced a title game scenario away from the awesome Orange Bowl. I feared Penn State in 1986 and Ohio State in 2002, betting heavily on both of those teams plus the points. They were the blue collar blueprint that largely nullifies our strengths and uncovers our weaknesses. I don't think we'll ever fully eliminate that flaw.
There are methods to diminish it. Stanford recruits nationally, admitting that they look for the same type of player regardless of locale, a tough dependable self-motivated type. They downplay the star rankings as opposed to guys who stand out as smart and mega competitive. Those Stanford teams never look great athletically other than the offensive line and an occasional skill player, but they are incredibly passionate and relentless, with rout after rout of programs that simply can't match their toughness and intensity level. The matchups with Oregon are always interesting because Oregon creates open spaces and finally you see that Stanford's defenders are a notch below the best programs, yet able to mask it in virtually every game. Only the top Stanford defenses have been able to thwart and defeat Oregon.
I'm sure the coaches who recruit South Florida from elite programs cherry pick the tougher kids while leaving us with too many soft and entitled kids as our core. Disgusting. I'll be relieved when we have wide body talented defensive tackles who collapse the backfield, and wiry defensive backs who attack those short passes, instead of skinny kids prancing around and looking great against Bethune Cookman while otherwise backpedaling and getting knocked on their *** by legit opponents who have avoided Dade Countyitis.