New Head of Nutrition

[Tad Footeball]

Cinnamon Life
Frosted Flakes
Cocoa OR Fruity Pebbles
Count Chocula
Raisin Bran Crunch

Cinnamon Toast Crunch as a cereal bar

 

[MovingZen]

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Is it me or does she look like Bryan Harsin's girl? lol who'd she come over from ga with?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

wow, they photoshopped her Jawja picture, colored it orange and called it a day.

Hey, they put an adidas logo on it too...

 

[CaneLife93]

Tootie fruities
Berry colossal crunch
Dyno bites
Honey Smacks

 

[NC_Canes_11]

As long as they aren’t eating Panda Express and sugar cereal after workouts, it’s an upgrade.

 

[Empirical Cane]

SIG NEA FEE CONT!

I had to read this x3

 

[theribdoctor]

Hey, they put an adidas logo on it too...

Well that's a relief.

 

[ThomasM]

wow, they photoshopped her Jawja picture, colored it orange and called it a day.

Nah, her smile is just as consistent as her nutritional habits.

 

[HOLISTIC CANE]

Great hire! Football players are now guaranteed to look like P5 football players x2. Keep doubting the man who said it’s 365 day a year commitment.

 

[Antcane]

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Aw man I need to rewatch as an adult. As high school kid it was just Jim Carey being Jim Carey but Im sure I missed the Waynan brothers jokes that probably went over my head.

 

[CANEMC]

 

[KANE]

I had to read this x3

Sorry, bruh

 

[Empirical Cane]

Meaghan Turcotte, formally of UGA. This may fly under the radar but a fairly significant addition alongside the strength hires we've made.

She unfortunately didn't have a resume attached (at least that I could find).

 

[Insanecane]

Seriously though, we need to hire a medical staff that can get these players on a regulated PED program. That is the difference between SEC teams + Clemson and the rest of CFB.

 

[CFLCane]

Deer Antler Doritos?

 

[Memnon]

Golden Grahams, very underrated.

 

[SpikeUM]

surprised no one has mentioned count chocula

 

[Memnon]

Miami’s new nutrition plan:

1. Vat of Turinabol
2. Two pieces of Wheat bread
3. Dip bread into Turinabol
4. Eat bread
5. Repeat steps 1-4 until desired results

 

[TheOriginalCane]

surprised no one has mentioned count chocula

Or its sadly forgotten brother cereal:

 

[Felonious Monk]

Golden Grahams, very underrated.

Perfect with a Mountain Dew Code Red while playing video games. Especially if stored in zip-loc bags so they stay crunchy. Until 406 knocks on the door.