Tears Gator Tears

[Cajuncane]

If Fatson hasn’t eaten all the Cinnamon Buns by now I’d assume each recruit and family member would get their very own box of them along with the cutouts of the nice shoes that they might get at other places but UiF can’t afford to give out.( what you think HasNoCock is made of money?)
And to top it all off a 50 gift card to Dave and Busters ( well whatever is left on the one they happen to get leftover and picked up off the ground from last week) tucked into the mouth of a towel shaped like a crocodile….

 

[TheOriginalCane]

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Holy ****, THE GAYTORS NEVER LEARN.

Last weekend was so awesome, let's run it back!

Drip or Drown! The Cade Museum! Photoshoot at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium in a rusty seatback with my feet up like I'm cool! The Eleo! Dave & Busters! Wal-Mart cinnamon rolls for errrrrbody!

I'll be laughing at the "Where Da Commits?? 2.0" thread Sunday night...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Where Da Commits?? 2.0

How about "Where Da Five Stars"?

4-star WR Chance Robinson - MIAMI COMMIT
4-star WR Jerrae Hawkins
4-star TE Walter Matthews
3-star TE Eric Karner
4-star OT Michael Uini
3-star OT Marcus Macoll
3-star OT Mike Williams
3-star DL Michai Boireau
4-star DE Jaylen Harvey
0-star JUCO DE Quincy Ivory
4-star DB Zavier Mincey
3-star CB Justin Denson
3-star DB Ashton Hampton
4-star LB Myles Graham - ALREADY COMMITTED TO THE GAYTOR

 

[Canes Legacy]

Holy ****, THE GAYTORS NEVER LEARN.

Last weekend was so awesome, let's run it back!

Drip or Drown! The Cade Museum! Photoshoot at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium in a rusty seatback with my feet up like I'm cool! The Eleo! Dave & Busters! Wal-Mart cinnamon rolls for errrrrbody!

I'll be laughing at the "Where Da Commits?? 2.0" thread Sunday night...

Don’t forget the dirty floor at the stadium as well, it’s key to a great photo shoot.

 

[RVACane]

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We need to engineer a CIS emoji just for this

That should signify that a post is trash or just a poRst.

@Andrew, can we make Walmart’s Great Value brand cinnamon rolls a neutral reaction signifying that something is either a poRst or of inferior quality???

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Don’t forget the dirty floor at the stadium as well, it’s key to a great photo shoot.

Now I realize why they all put their feet up...

 

[RVACane]

I grew up in Belle Glade and Moore Haven is very small, plays no one, and not a destination for super stars. His family must have some reason to be there like grandmother, unique farm/chemical job, something. He certainly didn’t go there for elite coaching like IMG and STA.

Tell me you chased rabbits through smoke?!

 

[RVACane]

I don't often applaud a post from SwampAss 247, but this Gaytor outdid himself.

He is commenting on a string of bizarre and poorly spell-checked/grammar-checked porsts by The CAW...


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Spellcheck? CAW? He’s like a drunk poRster who comes off as semi-literate but somehow has a gator degree.

Talk about spellcheck, read Blake’s article on this weekend’s visitors. Embarrassing.

 

[TakeitinDiaz]

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But who and when is billy driving them?

 

[RVACane]

This is the kid who gave the Florida Dave & Busters/Wal-Mart snacks visit a score of 8 out of 10.

The Gator fans are desperate for good news, even if it comes from a 3-star...


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Amazing that there have been 2-3 articles written since about different recruits calling the visit a 10 out of 10.

 

[wnycanesfan]

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The question I have based on the visit iternary mentioned by Blake is do they get personal time with Big Billy and if so will we get updates on who is riding with him in the Mercedes or does this weekends visitors not rate 1v1 time with Billy?

 

[RVACane]

But who and when is billy driving them?

It’s going to get crazy. They’re going to change the weekend up to distinguish it and keep things fresh. Billy’s going to switch vehicle type for the ride-alongs.

 

[TakeitinDiaz]

The question I have based on the visit iternary mentioned by Blake is do they get personal time with Big Billy and if so will we get updates on who is riding with him in the Mercedes or does this weekends visitors not rate 1v1 time with Billy?

You know, I really wanted to know that as well. And maybe, after last weekends letdown, they’ve realized that they should keep their big targets away from billy as much as possible. Billy is playing 3D chess

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Now I realize why they all put their feet up...

Would you want to step in human retrograde ***** and sputum?

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

But who and when is billy driving them?

I don’t know, I’m pretty sure that’s a car ride I would NOT want to go on. Especially with the recruiting desperate Slingblade.

 

[TRick72]

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They better hope we land Lofton this weekend along with one of Odom/Jackson because if not we’re turning up the heat on Matthews.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

This is amazing, 90 minutes to enjoy settling into the spacious suites of Hotel Oleo, and take in its breathtaking views of the stormwater management basin...

 

[TpaBayFlyFisher]

Tell me you chased rabbits through smoke

Tell me you chased rabbits through smoke?!

yes we all did. In fact, one of the kids from town got caught in a fire and was burned over 50% of his body. He survived and had a solid military career.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

But who and when is billy driving them?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Spellcheck? CAW? He’s like a drunk poRster who comes off as semi-literate but somehow has a gator degree.

Talk about spellcheck, read Blake’s article on this weekend’s visitors. Embarrassing.

I thought you would appreciate the Flowers for Algernon reference...