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Gator logic we skate by against most teams all season while losing to two teams less talented than Miami and getting blown out by GA, but since we ended the season by beating an FSU team that quit and a Michigan team sans half their starting lineup we are poised for a run next season starting with running Miami off the field game 1. You can’t make this up, man I thought I hated the Gaytor but now I just pity their ignorance.
 
Gator logic we skate by against most teams all season while losing to two teams less talented than Miami and getting blown out by GA, but since we ended the season by beating an FSU team that quit and a Michigan team sans half their starting lineup we are poised for a run next season starting with running Miami off the field game 1. You can’t make this up, man I thought I hated the Gaytor but now I just pity their ignorance.
Exactly. And we’d maybe be a middle of the pack SEC team yet they’re going to score so many points and we’ll score nothing until they put their walk ons in the game in the 3rd quarter. They don’t dominate most middle of the pack SEC teams.
 
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TWO MILLION PAGE VIEWS, MOTHERFVCKERS!

Time to celebrate! We will likely get to 3 million page views by the end of August...
You’re a massive part of the success here.... since the beginning. I’m glad you were the one who posted the 1000th page and who also called 2 million views.
 
I love how the Gators point to the LSU game as a measurable bc they beat them and we didn't. If u look at that game our defense didn't even give up 300 total yards and I'm pretty sure Florida gave up 400. Everytime I bring up the S&P+ rankings (which doesn't lie) to compare our defenses they're still in delusion.

Also notice how they are obsessed with Mullen like he's out there playing. They never talk about their players. Miami fans rarely mention Manny but always bring up the players bc at the end of the day the game is won on the field. I've never noticed how sad their fanbase is until this year.
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I love how the Gators point to the LSU game as a measurable bc they beat them and we didn't. If u look at that game our defense didn't even give up 300 total yards and I'm pretty sure Florida gave up 400. Everytime I bring up the S&P+ rankings (which doesn't lie) to compare our defenses they're still in delusion.

Also notice how they are obsessed with Mullen like he's out there playing. They never talk about their players. Miami fans rarely mention Manny but always bring up the players bc at the end of the day the game is won on the field. I've never noticed how sad their fanbase is until this year.
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This is actually really rewarding to read. It feels like more of our younger fans hate F$U more than the gaytors and I get that. It’s good for all to see why so many of us “old heads” can’t stomach them.
 
You’re a massive part of the success here.... since the beginning. I’m glad you were the one who posted the 1000th page and who also called 2 million views.


Thank you, sir. I started out as a reader, and I graduated to a contributor. I HATE THE GAYTES. Someday I will find my size Large "Gator Hater" t-shirt from 1986 (purchased from AllSports before it became AllCanes), but until that day, I have Gaytor Tears.

I think this thread is an amazing thing. Just over 2 years, and just over 2 million views. Factoring in a bit of "slowness" at the beginning, and some McSharkfvcker acceleration since that time, we are looking at over a million views each year, and Mullet keeps giving us more ammo.

Keep it up, gentlemen, I can't wait for August 24 to arrive!
 
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