Tickets are inexpensive. If the crowd isn’t up to par, ask yourself why.
And for all you “lower the ticket prices and they’ll come” people, what is your answer now?
But parkingggg!!!!
And 4 pretzels, hot dogs, cracker jacks, and sodaaaaas for my family of 4!!!!
And should we even talk about the MANDATORY souvenirs?!!!!
I'm not a billionaire, pal! I can't dip into the kiddos college fund for this stuff.
And are football games even family friendly any more? You've seen the videos of fights at Raiders games, right?
And what about the sun and heat or God forbid rain???!!! I know it's a night game but anything not under the canopy is a no-go for my wife.
I know they've messed with the clock stoppages but these games are sooooo long too.
I'm also going kite surfing earlier in the day so that might be an issue.
.....Don't bother answering any of this. Even if you can address every concern, I'm just going to lie and say my kid or wife or elderly parent is sick or I'm stuck at a child's birthday party and I'll have to root on my beloved Canes from home.