I am the head coach of a team that had a losing season last year and has been spiraling downward under my leadership.
My team is 0-5 this season and is in last place in a non-power-5 crappy conference no one cares about even though most of my toughest games have been canceled or postponed due to Covid-19.
Willie Taggart, the first year coach/clown at FAU and Miami message board punchline beat my *** by 19 points.
I had the 91st best recruiting class last year according to Rivals, and am outside the top 100 classes so far this year. I don't have a single top 750 player committed even though I am located in the very best recruiting location in America.
Not a single one of the 65 power-5 teams have had an interest in me as a head coach in over a decade.
Very dumb people still think I should be hired as head coach at Miami, and some of those people will further embarrass themselves by sticking up for me in this thread.
Who am I (rhetorical)?