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Gattis will be back. @RVACane if he gets let go you can ban me.
I have no ill will against you but would like to clarify your statement. When you say “let go” would you also be gone if the articles say “Shattis is leaving to explore the surface of the sun voluntarily” or “Shatman is leaving to become head coach of woman’s volleyball at Nowhere University?”

Just want to some clarification please
 
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People I think fail to understand that gattis has a 7 figure buyout. He’ll be let go when gets a new job and it’ll be “mutual”

Which will be tricky because we overpaid him like ****

He doesn't have a buyout. He's in the final 361 days of a contract that owes him $1.8 million. Stop making this what it isn't.
 
He doesn't have a buyout. He's in the final 361 days of a contract that owes him $1.8 million. Stop making this what it isn't.
it's been reported by multiple people that how they handle the OC transition matters big $$ in the form of 7 figures

why the **** should I believe you know what the **** you're talking about? I guess let's just wait and see
 
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He had 12 months to evaluate buddy! 3 months during the season. Any average fan can see buddy should have been left on the sidewalk three games ago! Stop slurping! How are other teams hiring and firing dudes already and Wario ain’t done **** yet?!


Mope-on-mope violence...

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I have no ill will against you but would like to clarify your statement. When you say “let go” would you also be gone if the articles say “Shattis is leaving to explore the surface of the sun voluntarily” or “Shatman is leaving to become head coach of woman’s volleyball at Nowhere University?”

Just want to some clarification please
I’ll take Shattis leaving in any capacity brotha
 
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it's been reported by multiple people that how they handle the OC transition matters big $$ in the form of 7 figures

why the **** should I believe you know what the **** you're talking about? I guess let's just wait and see


"It's been reported by multiple people"?

WHO?

You are just a dipsh!te who bekieve the first thing you are told. Your ability to differentiate between ****e and shinola is non-existent.

No. No no no no no. "How they handle the OC transition matters big $$" is just a falsehood.

You go back and pull the names of thos "multiple people", and I guaran-*******-tee you they are BS'ers who are exaggerating their knowledge.

Not to mention, you don't even know what a buyout is.

I really don't care if you believe me or not RIGHT NOW. The fact remains, I'm right, and I'll be "proven right" soon enough, so I really don't give a **** about your hurt feelings right now.

You don't know who I know, and you don't know how I know. And I'm fine with that. It doesn't threaten my ego or manhood.

Bottom line is that UM is assisting multiple players and coaches with finding landing spots. You can **** and moan about that all you'd like, but it's going to happen whether you agree or not.

It has NOTHING to do with the contract. As I've mentioned before, buyouts are really only relevant for head coaches with multiple years remaining on the contract. Also, as I've mentioned before, Miami will pay anywhere from $1.8 million to zero-point-zero, with the only variable being "what does the new employer pay". Miami is finding landing spots for everyone NOT to save money, but because that's what Miami does.
 
"It's been reported by multiple people"?

WHO?

You are just a dipsh!te who bekieve the first thing you are told. Your ability to differentiate between ****e and shinola is non-existent.

No. No no no no no. "How they handle the OC transition matters big $$" is just a falsehood.

You go back and pull the names of thos "multiple people", and I guaran-*******-tee you they are BS'ers who are exaggerating their knowledge.

Not to mention, you don't even know what a buyout is.

I really don't care if you believe me or not RIGHT NOW. The fact remains, I'm right, and I'll be "proven right" soon enough, so I really don't give a **** about your hurt feelings right now.

You don't know who I know, and you don't know how I know. And I'm fine with that. It doesn't threaten my ego or manhood.

Bottom line is that UM is assisting multiple players and coaches with finding landing spots. You can **** and moan about that all you'd like, but it's going to happen whether you agree or not.

It has NOTHING to do with the contract. As I've mentioned before, buyouts are really only relevant for head coaches with multiple years remaining on the contract. Also, as I've mentioned before, Miami will pay anywhere from $1.8 million to zero-point-zero, with the only variable being "what does the new employer pay". Miami is finding landing spots for everyone NOT to save money, but because that's what Miami does.
tldr
 
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