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OT: Cane Fan scamming people out of money

OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
Machete and ladder. There’s different kinds of palms, many close to the ground. For the midsize ones you need the ladder, for my tall coconut palms I pay people to cut and haul. Some of those low fūckers have like 6 inch thorn like things that will impale your hand. Hurts like shlt. TBH, I just do what the ball and chain tells me to do. I’m just a hired field hand and mule.

But to answer your question, it’s at the base, and then there’s this shlt you spray on it like you would a cut branch
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Thanks!

She's got the short fvckers with the needle ends. She got poked right next to her eye by one of those things and it left a serious wound. I'm not looking forward to this.

I'll have to look into that spray.
 
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Cane Dynasty said:
Thanks!

She's got the short fvckers with the needle ends. She got poked right next to her eye by one of those things and it left a serious wound. I'm not looking forward to this.

I'll have to look into that spray.
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We have 4 different species of palms, maybe more, my wife is the horticulturist and expert on the maintenance, I’m the house boy that does what he’s told.

Here’s gif from the backyard during the hurricane last fall, there are 3 different kinds blowing around in this video.

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You would not have believed how big the cleanup pile was, it was mostly palm fronds and other vegetation. It took me two days to get everything stacked at the front. The pile was enormous and tall.
 
OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
We have 4 different species of palms, maybe more, my wife is the horticulturist and expert on the maintenance, I’m the house boy that does what he’s told.

Here’s gif from the backyard during the hurricane last fall, there are 3 different kinds blowing around in this video.

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You would not have believed how big the cleanup pile was, it was mostly palm fronds and other vegetation. It took me two days to get everything stacked at the front. The pile was enormous and tall.
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But was the pile bigger than Geo305's desk?

Her's look like this but not trimmed

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Cane Dynasty said:
Thanks!

She's got the short fvckers with the needle ends. She got poked right next to her eye by one of those things and it left a serious wound. I'm not looking forward to this.

I'll have to look into that spray.
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Funny how we ended up here but I was cutting one of these c0cksuckers a few years back and it fell and caught me right on the neck....as some girl scouts were approaching my house to sell cookies. I'm standing there screaming expletives with blood dripping down my torso with a frond impaling my windpipe and they start screaming running down the street with their cookie wagon....just as a cop cruises by.

Everything okay, here? You know those kids?

Yep. Fantastic. Never seen them in my life. Thanks.

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OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
We have 4 different species of palms, maybe more, my wife is the horticulturist and expert on the maintenance, I’m the house boy that does what he’s told.

Here’s gif from the backyard during the hurricane last fall, there are 3 different kinds blowing around in this video.

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You would not have believed how big the cleanup pile was, it was mostly palm fronds and other vegetation. It took me two days to get everything stacked at the front. The pile was enormous and tall.
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LMAO... my house is surrounded by palm lovers... they may be stylish but I hate them (the palms). I'm a mango freak with 7 five star cultivars. Well there are palm clusters bordering my lot... and, it seems that rats love to live in these clusters and come out at night to eat/ruin fruit while hanging on the tree. But I found a remedy, I bought a powerful pellet gun and I have become a sharpshooter with it. With a headlight flashlight I have put a hurting on them. But I still have other problems: opossums, racoons, squirrels, blue jays and woodpeckers... and killing them is prohibited.

Since I only give free money to my list of dependents... if you run into the vet at Publix, find out if he wants to make some good money getting rid of these pests... that is if his back can hold up.
 
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gruntking said:
LMAO... my house is surrounded by palm lovers... they may be stylish but I hate them (the palms). I'm a mango freak with 7 five star cultivars. Well there are palm clusters bordering my lot... and, it seems that rats love to live in these clusters and come out at night to eat/ruin fruit while hanging on the tree. But I found a remedy, I bought a powerful pellet gun and I have become a sharpshooter with it. With a headlight flashlight I have put a hurting on them. But I still have other problems: opossums, racoons, squirrels, blue jays and woodpeckers... and killing them is prohibited.

Since I only give free money to my list of dependents... if you run into the vet at Publix, find out if he wants to make some good money getting rid of these pests... that is if his back can hold up.
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You don't need a vet you need a redneck.
 
calinative umstudent said:
some dude that shows up to the big3rollup tailgates or whatever stupid **** the Storm Watch is and is involved with them in some way started asking all them for money, and them being either too nice or complete dip****s decided to "loan" this dude hundreds to thousands of dollars (miyayo chick said she gave him like $300 because he said he lost his job and needs help paying rent) with a grand total of over $15k. apparently he was telling everyone he lost his job and needed money to pay rent or that he needed money to invest in some **** like stocks or weed and that he'd get their money back "soon" once he tripled his money or some stupid ****.
Basically a pyramid scheme. He was paying some back crumbs just so they'd think he really is trying, and like gullible little idiots they didn't question **** until miyayo started getting ghosted after she was askingto get her money back and posted **** on twitter so others started DMing her telling her that dude did the same thing to them (which is how she added up to the total of over $15k)

....or something like that.
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LMFAO the worst pyramid scheme of all time. 15k profit.
 
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Need to sick James Jacksons' brother on this ****.

He'll whip dat *** for $50. ****, he'll whoop Bobby for a Klondike Bar, me thinks.
 
Canedog said:
I can see it being illegal to kill blue jays and woodpeckers, but I've never lived anywhere you couldn't kill possums, raccoons, and squirrels. Dam, what do you eat? By da way, if you can't kill em, they are super easy to trap and then you just release dem somewhere.
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Canedog said:
I can see it being illegal to kill blue jays and woodpeckers, but I've never lived anywhere you couldn't kill possums, raccoons, and squirrels. Dam, what do you eat? By da way, if you can't kill em, they are super easy to trap and then you just release dem somewhere.
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Most of my posts are tongue in cheek but I wouldn't kill jays or peckers... if not I've gotten so accurate with my pellet gun that I can hit a nickel at 25ft. consistently.
I asked a FWC officer and he said that you can't kill coons and possums, but I don't think I'd get arrested for popping one. Yea I need to get a cage and relocate them to Budnic's house... especially the rabid ones.
Oh BTW... I eat grunt.
 
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