If you was a 5* Recruit

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I'd go to Alabaga just to take their money then spurn them on National signing day flipping to the Canes while throwing Bama's hat into a pile of dog ****
 
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You do understand WVU has some of the highest STD rates right lol

I went to Marshall, I wouldn't touch a WVU chick.

Ain't nothing scarier then getting lost on a lonely road in West Virginia and finding a half circle of trailers with white people. I'm white, I know.
 
1. Miami - Latinas do something to me
2. USC - Greenery
3. Ohio State - I live close and I know I’m being thrown all the cheeks I want
4. Oregon - just show me Nike headquarters fck the campus
5. FSU or UF - for the sole purpose of negative recruiting them and recruiting for Miami .
 
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IF I were a 5 star. The 1st decision I'd make is whether I want to go on a ***** tour or a money$$ tour.

I would already be used to easily getting some "strange" so I'd chose the $$ tour.

!st I'd tell CMR don't waste time on me, because I'm a CANE solid...please go on out there and focus on getting other star players.

Then start the $$$ money tour and that means an SEC tour
  1. Bama
  2. Texas A&M
  3. Georgia
  4. Ole Miss
  5. Auburn
I would commit after every visit. I should by then at least have $500,000 and a couple of cars.

Buy some injury insurance, disappear checking in only with CMR.

Enroll early at the U. Have a ballin career, travel and get all the strange i want each break, graduate and start my own business.
 
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Miami- Dream offer
Georgia- I dont know why... lol booty I guess
FSU- all my fine friends went there
Florida- 2nd school that's closest to home
1 of those Cali schools: UCLA... CAL... USC
 
Wouldn't need to use one on Miami since I live here but....

Fsu- wear canes gear, take illegal benefits
Uf- wear canes gear , take illegal benefits
Ohio state- canes gear and illegal benefits
ND- canes gear and take illegal benefits
Alabama- canes gear and take illegal benfits

Then I would expose those mother****ers and sign with Miami
 
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