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caneingville said:
@OriginalCanesCanesCanes I cant remember what thread we were talking about this in last week, so I’m putting it here…



He’s getting both killed and backed by the bro alliance. It’s so ridiculous. When are people going to realize that his “ratings” and “rankings” aren’t for the two different purposes, it’s so he can talk out of both sides of his mouth?
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Also, three Gator gymnasts were just dismissed from the team. Those of y’all that know that I am a die-hard gymnastics fan must know that I am ****ED. One senior and two juniors. Two are starters, and one was the lead-off on beam.

Jenny Rowland (HC) didn’t announce the reason, but rumor is that they got an underaged recruit too liquored up. But since it’s normal to drink with recruits, and these girls are usually underaged, I’m thinking something bad happened and someone must have had to go to Shands or something.

Oklahoma’s probably gonna win the stupid natty again. Ugh.
 
caneingville said:
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This is all just propoganda so that the mighty sec will look like they have a bunch of great wins instead of a bunch of mediocre ones. The end game is just to get more sec teams in the playoffs to get the conference (and the network that shows sec games) more money.
 
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OldhamA said:
Pretty much - I get trying to hype up your players, but you're a professional football coach, you have to know your team is deeply flawed and this type of thing is going to backfire on you, right?

I really like Cristobal's 1-0 approach and celebrating in the locker room with the players after the game. No performative chain cutting or stone smashing - just guys celebrating before getting back to work the next day.
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Facts! This dumb@$$ is feeding his own team the rat poison, and we’re here for it.
 
caneingville said:
Also, three Gator gymnasts were just dismissed from the team. Those of y’all that know that I am a die-hard gymnastics fan must know that I am ****ED. One senior and two juniors. Two are starters, and one was the lead-off on beam.

Jenny Rowland (HC) didn’t announce the reason, but rumor is that they got an underaged recruit too liquored up. But since it’s normal to drink with recruits, and these girls are usually underaged, I’m thinking something bad happened and someone must have had to go to Shands or something.

Oklahoma’s probably gonna win the stupid natty again. Ugh.
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My wife has wanted to go check out their gymnastics team. When is the season?
 
caneingville said:
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The imagined H2H line deciding power ratings is a good heuristic for matchups that haven't occurred yet. But once the game is actually played, the importance of that imagined game goes out the window.

Another reason it's hard to take seriously post-game power ratings that ignore the actual H2H: the factors specific to the matchup (emotions, stakes, difficulty of beating a team twice) likely become of primary importance since the teams just played last week.

It takes a rare combination of hubris, shamelessness, and loser mentality to dwell on imagined second bites at the apple. A prime example from recent memory: Ohio State players talking about winning 9/10 imaginary games after the 2025 Cotton Bowl; Notre Dame's whinging about still being the better team is a good second example. The all-time prime example: gatuh fans who believe the 2001 UF team would have beaten the 2001 Canes team, despite all quantitative evidence to the contrary AND HUGE H2H WINS BY THE CANES WITH THE SAME QB THE YEAR PRIOR AND THE YEAR AFTER.

**** these losers six ways to Sunday. May the gatuh lose every game the rest of the season.
 
caneingville said:
Also, three Gator gymnasts were just dismissed from the team. Those of y’all that know that I am a die-hard gymnastics fan must know that I am ****ED. One senior and two juniors. Two are starters, and one was the lead-off on beam.

Jenny Rowland (HC) didn’t announce the reason, but rumor is that they got an underaged recruit too liquored up. But since it’s normal to drink with recruits, and these girls are usually underaged, I’m thinking something bad happened and someone must have had to go to Shands or something.

Oklahoma’s probably gonna win the stupid natty again. Ugh.
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Providing your own Gator tears. Impressive.
 
TpaBayFlyFisher said:
My bull gator partner just came by. He walked into my office and said, and I am not making this up, "I hope Miami loses to FSU....." His season has devolved to hate rooting. I yelled, "Do you want to bet on that game too?" :rk5i6fxwjlgev5j6.jpg:
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Makes me chuckle every **** time!

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Fart Keyhole said:
The imagined H2H line deciding power ratings is a good heuristic for matchups that haven't occurred yet. But once the game is actually played, the importance of that imagined game goes out the window.

Another reason it's hard to take seriously post-game power ratings that ignore the actual H2H: the factors specific to the matchup (emotions, stakes, difficulty of beating a team twice) likely become of primary importance since the teams just played last week.

It takes a rare combination of hubris, shamelessness, and loser mentality to dwell on imagined second bites at the apple. A prime example from recent memory: Ohio State players talking about winning 9/10 imaginary games after the 2025 Cotton Bowl; Notre Dame's whinging about still being the better team is a good second example. The all-time prime example: gatuh fans who believe the 2001 UF team would have beaten the 2001 Canes team, despite all quantitative evidence to the contrary AND HUGE H2H WINS BY THE CANES WITH THE SAME QB THE YEAR PRIOR AND THE YEAR AFTER.

**** these losers six ways to Sunday. May the gatuh lose every game the rest of the season.
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Yep, for like a month last season: "ND should be in the playoffs over Miami!"

"Erm, we beat you?"

Was a maddening experience.
 
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