Tears Gator Tears

[GOCANES05]

They won't have me, the brilliant and magnificent Bender.

You’ve made a tremendous turn around .

I’m going to give you more PT on my goal line “D” keep in mind we fart in pile ups on goal line.

Keep it up brother

GOCANES

 

[Confidence1000]

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Next they gonna have a bootleg @Confidence1000 pausing people up over there. Nahhhh Canesinsight is 1of1

Right

 

[WeBallinBoyz]

Wtf is going on

 

[DTP]

I am sorry, how big is he? 415?!

He entered the program last year at 432, it's been a ******* year and they have managed to make him only lose 17 pounds? That is just pathetic from top to bottom.

If you weigh 432, you can get down to 415 just by skipping a lunch or two. Kid’s not even trying.

 

[Dr. House]

If you weigh 432, you can get down to 415 just by skipping a lunch or two. Kid’s not even trying.

I wonder wtf he has eaten the last year. Five steaks for breakfast?

 

[Rickd]

I am sorry, how big is he? 415?!

He entered the program last year at 432, it's been a ******* year and they have managed to make him only lose 17 pounds? That is just pathetic from top to bottom.

But his body fat went from 39% to 38.5%.

 

[DTP]

I wonder wtf he has eaten the last year. Five steaks for breakfast?

5 Hershey bars maybe

 

[TRick72]

Did a Gaytor fan really just reference a meth trailer as a shot at us? Has he ever been through Gainesville and the surrounding areas? Or been to a UF game? Half that fanbase are trailer dwelling tweakers.

Their stadium looks like a meth trailer…..after it explodes

 

[JD08]

But his body fat went from 39% to 38.5%.

Rounding error.

 

[Dr. House]

5 Hershey bars maybe

A ******* can of mayonnaise

 

[Felonious Monk]

I wonder wtf he has eaten the last year. Five steaks for breakfast?

5 Hershey bars maybe

A ******* can of mayonnaise

It sounds like the ****tiest smores recipe ever.

 

[TRick72]

He looks like a cross between Billy Corigan of the Smashing Pumpkins and Jack Nicholson in the Shining.

If Billy and Jack were siblings and had a baby

 

[TheOriginalCane]

@TheOriginalCane , your favorite maxi-sized gator is even more maxi this year. He’s on the Billy diet and nutrition plan…

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Oh my lord, they are JUST NOW figuring out the deal with Desmond Fatson. ****, it was obvious from the Spring Game, the guy came in for three plays in a row and then spent the rest of the scrimmage sucking down oxygen (which has zero calories).

I find it amusing that they are sooooo surprised by Fatson's dietary habits, when Hogtown is filled from end-to-end with fast food franchises. Even funnier is the guy who claims that Fatson is GAINING weight on Billy's healthier dietary regimen. FEED HIM THE MAC & MAYO. That will work.

Excuses, excuses, excuses. The Gaytors were all fired up when they signed the kid and now they can't figure out what happened, when there's been two years of stories about how they have to use a special scale for the kid that doesn't even register his true weight. One time in two years has his weight dropped to the point where the scale gave a different reading.

Least surprising Desmond Fatson thread ever.

 

[Mr. Dynasty1]

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Lol this is even funnier now. One if closer to being a conference All-American and the other can't fit into his uniform

 

[mirvin88]

415 holy ****

 

[TRick72]

@TheOriginalCane , your favorite maxi-sized gator is even more maxi this year. He’s on the Billy diet and nutrition plan…

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New Gaturd Logic “eating healthy makes you fat so pile on the Mayo infused Mac n cheese”

 

[TRick72]

It sounds like the ****tiest smores recipe ever.

It’s known as the Turdsville S’mores, quite the culinary delicacy up there

 

[wnycanesfan]

@TheOriginalCane , your favorite maxi-sized gator is even more maxi this year. He’s on the Billy diet and nutrition plan…

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SUGator51 may be onto something with Desmond. If they give him the mac n cheese he will be at 350 by September. Of course he will miss all of fall camp because he is on the toilet with 65 pouinds of explosive diarhea but he will be in better shape. Also no way they ran miles and miles and he still weighs 415 unless they let him walk the miles while eating McDonalds.

 

[wnycanesfan]

If you weigh 432, you can get down to 415 just by skipping a lunch or two. Kid’s not even trying.

**** he likely loses 17 pounds just by walking a mile or two a day and hitting 3 balanced meals getting around campus at that weight. They give him one of those scooters to get around campus on so he doesn't have to walk.

 

[Soidonthaveaname]

Unless the man has a genuine issue with hypercortisolism he is likely eating around 4400-4500 calories a day to maintain his weight. That's just what the math says. With his expected activity level he would actually lose weight at a healthy pace just by decreasing his intake to 3900 a day...