Tears Gator Tears

[1mg of Epi]

I’m just gonna angry tweet them until they block me.

Exactly

 

[RVACane]

@TheOriginalCane , your favorite maxi-sized gator is even more maxi this year. He’s on the Billy diet and nutrition plan…

 

[CaneTheGaytors]

Wow. Just wow. @IndayArtHauz

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I think he’s gotten me 3 times with that sh*t!!

Dude got destroyed!

 

[Bender]

@TheOriginalCane , your favorite maxi-sized gator is even more maxi this year. He’s on the Billy diet and nutrition plan…

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I am sorry, how big is he? 415?!

He entered the program last year at 432, it's been a ******* year and they have managed to make him only lose 17 pounds? That is just pathetic from top to bottom.

 

[Category5Hurricane]

Next they gonna have a bootleg @Confidence1000 pausing people up over there. Nahhhh Canesinsight is 1of1

 

[Bender]

They won't have me, the brilliant and magnificent Bender.

 

[GOCANES05]

They won't have me, the brilliant and magnificent Bender.

You’ve made a tremendous turn around .

I’m going to give you more PT on my goal line “D” keep in mind we fart in pile ups on goal line.

Keep it up brother

GOCANES

 

[Confidence1000]

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Next they gonna have a bootleg @Confidence1000 pausing people up over there. Nahhhh Canesinsight is 1of1

Right

 

[WeBallinBoyz]

Wtf is going on

 

[DTP]

I am sorry, how big is he? 415?!

He entered the program last year at 432, it's been a ******* year and they have managed to make him only lose 17 pounds? That is just pathetic from top to bottom.

If you weigh 432, you can get down to 415 just by skipping a lunch or two. Kid’s not even trying.

 

[Bender]

If you weigh 432, you can get down to 415 just by skipping a lunch or two. Kid’s not even trying.

I wonder wtf he has eaten the last year. Five steaks for breakfast?

 

[Rickd]

I am sorry, how big is he? 415?!

He entered the program last year at 432, it's been a ******* year and they have managed to make him only lose 17 pounds? That is just pathetic from top to bottom.

But his body fat went from 39% to 38.5%.

 

[DTP]

I wonder wtf he has eaten the last year. Five steaks for breakfast?

5 Hershey bars maybe

 

[TRick72]

Did a Gaytor fan really just reference a meth trailer as a shot at us? Has he ever been through Gainesville and the surrounding areas? Or been to a UF game? Half that fanbase are trailer dwelling tweakers.

Their stadium looks like a meth trailer…..after it explodes

 

[JD08]

But his body fat went from 39% to 38.5%.

Rounding error.

 

[Bender]

5 Hershey bars maybe

A ******* can of mayonnaise

 

[Felonious Monk]

I wonder wtf he has eaten the last year. Five steaks for breakfast?

5 Hershey bars maybe

A ******* can of mayonnaise

It sounds like the ****tiest smores recipe ever.

 

[TRick72]

He looks like a cross between Billy Corigan of the Smashing Pumpkins and Jack Nicholson in the Shining.

If Billy and Jack were siblings and had a baby

 

[TheOriginalCane]

@TheOriginalCane , your favorite maxi-sized gator is even more maxi this year. He’s on the Billy diet and nutrition plan…

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Oh my lord, they are JUST NOW figuring out the deal with Desmond Fatson. ****, it was obvious from the Spring Game, the guy came in for three plays in a row and then spent the rest of the scrimmage sucking down oxygen (which has zero calories).

I find it amusing that they are sooooo surprised by Fatson's dietary habits, when Hogtown is filled from end-to-end with fast food franchises. Even funnier is the guy who claims that Fatson is GAINING weight on Billy's healthier dietary regimen. FEED HIM THE MAC & MAYO. That will work.

Excuses, excuses, excuses. The Gaytors were all fired up when they signed the kid and now they can't figure out what happened, when there's been two years of stories about how they have to use a special scale for the kid that doesn't even register his true weight. One time in two years has his weight dropped to the point where the scale gave a different reading.

Least surprising Desmond Fatson thread ever.

 

[Mr. Dynasty1]

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Lol this is even funnier now. One if closer to being a conference All-American and the other can't fit into his uniform