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Did anything else ever come out about the WR's skipping practice? That is a terrible look to open up camp
 
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DTP said:
I would gladly play shortstop for the Yankees for far less than they’re paying the current guy. But just because I’m willing to do it for free doesn’t mean the guy who’s actually qualified to do it shouldn’t get paid. Fill a college football team with average college students who would gladly take the free athletic scholarship and see how much money your program makes.
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the way Torres is hitting and throwing he ought to be doing it for free too...lol
 
No_Fly_Zone said:
Wait a minute... Trevon Grimes may be opting out? Wasn't he on their All-Saviors list after he transferred from O$U last year?



Toney and Copeland aren't having it either...





Would be beautiful if UiFs top 3 WRs decided to sit for the season. Could really hurt Trask's chances at making a run at the Heismuahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... ****, I almost got it out. Almost....
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UF Top 3 WR is Kyle Pitts, Mr.Pitts, Heisman Pitts
 
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I'm really not sure why the Turds got their panties in a bunch.Do they not know they have an AA Longsnapper signed who can go out on routes and catches like a TE??

i mean the guy can snap the ball block the NT chip the LBer and then catch the ball in the corner of the EZ..what they need all those receivers for
 
RickRollU said:
UF Top 3 WR is Kyle Pitts, Mr.Pitts, Heisman Pitts
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So let's get this straight, and summarize what I have learned from the Gaytor porsters...

1. Kyle Trash is still a Heisman Trophy Finalist, he doesn't need those 3 WRs, he's got combo TE/WRs, he's got long-snappers, and he's got Lingard (the next combo player). I am also hearing rumors that the Gaytors will be moving Turdbarrel from DT to WR (and claiming him as a 4-star WR, in addition to his 4-star DL and 4-star OL rating).

2. Kyle Pitts is now on the Biletnikoff Watch List in addition to the Mackey Award list, a Heisman Finalist, the Groza short list, and the Lady Byng Memorial Trophy front-runner.

3. Lorenzo Lingard has been named the starting punter, as well as a wide receiver. The Gaytors discovered that the Miami doctors did an amazing job of rebuilding Lingard's knee, saying that UM made him "better than he was before, better, faster, stronger." Lingard is so indebted to the Miami doctors that he has decided to wear the jersey number of Brian Monroe this season, as he plays both WR and P.

4. The Gaytors WR room is both the best in the country and "trash".

5. Mrs. Mullet is upset that she will now get 4 fewer kisses per game. UiF epidemiologists, though, are elated.
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
So let's get this straight, and summarize what I have learned from the Gaytor porsters...

1. Kyle Trash is still a Heisman Trophy Finalist, he doesn't need those 3 WRs, he's got combo TE/WRs, he's got long-snappers, and he's got Lingard (the next combo player). I am also hearing rumors that the Gaytors will be moving Turdbarrel from DT to WR (and claiming him as a 4-star WR, in addition to his 4-star DL and 4-star OL rating).

2. Kyle Pitts is now on the Biletnikoff Watch List in addition to the Mackey Award list, a Heisman Finalist, the Groza short list, and the Lady Byng Memorial Trophy front-runner.

3. Lorenzo Lingard has been named the starting punter, as well as a wide receiver. The Gaytors discovered that the Miami doctors did an amazing job of rebuilding Lingard's knee, saying that UM made him "better than he was before, better, faster, stronger." Lingard is so indebted to the Miami doctors that he has decided to wear the jersey number of Brian Monroe this season, as he plays both WR and P.

4. The Gaytors WR room is both the best in the country and "trash".

5. Mrs. Mullet is upset that she will now get 4 fewer kisses per game. UiF epidemiologists, though, are elated.
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And then there’s this...

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And don’t forget the infamous gaytor locker room atmosphere, in this episode, starring Toney & Copeland...

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Caneinator said:
I TOLD YOU ALL THEY WERE GOING TO THROW TO PITTS ON EVERY PLAY!!!!!

NEVER DOUBT MY DEMENTED ABILITY TO FORESEE THE GAYTURD BRAIN
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Agreed.

Hey, I have a degree from UiF (in addition to 3 from Miami), so it's like putting on a zombie mask and skin on The Walking Dead. I can walk among the Gaytors and they never see or hear me coming.
 
Caneinator said:
Nah he still has the guy he is gonna share the trophy with...Pitts...

Season Stat Line:
Trask 575/575 6231 yards 92 TD
Pitts 575 Rec. 6231 yards 92 TD
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RVA Cane said:
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I TOLD YOU ALL THEY WERE GOING TO THROW TO PITTS ON EVERY PLAY!!!!!

NEVER DOUBT MY DEMENTED ABILITY TO FORESEE THE GAYTURD BRAIN
 
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