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Hova ‘s clowning Bama??? Smh


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I love Gator Tears so much! Every offseason its the biggest meltdown over the same sh*t. I really hope Tennessee or Georgia take them down again this year, because another year of missing the SEC Championship will set them back in recruiting so hard.

The delusional fans swear they're getting everybody and that this year they will compete for the playoffs, yet its the same fans freaking out about Ivins conspiracies and other self-doubtful BS lol
 
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OK, let's just marvel at the sheer beauty of two things.

First, Gaytor fans whined because an Ivins article was published, BUT NOT ON THEIR SITE. To make it more amazing, Ivins showed up on THE GAYTOR SITE to destroy the silly Gaytor myth about a "sprawling 247 conspiracy", by telling them that it was Gaytor moderators who chose not to run the article (probably because Gaytor fans whine about everything Ivins-related since he "successfully sabotaged an imminent commitment").

Second, Knox is SUCH A BAD RECRUITER that he can't even get a kid to pick the Gaytors even with the selling points of "immediate playing time", "Top 10 team", "SEC-SEC-SEC", and "the QB Whisperer who developed Nacho Hot Dog and Kyle Trash". I mean, even though I hate the Gaytors, they haven't been terrible at the RB position. So Knox has to be SO TOXIC as a human being that every Gaytor RB says "Nah, dog, I'm good" to the Knox offer.

Hilarious. I love them Tears.
 
OK, let's just marvel at the sheer beauty of two things.

First, Gaytor fans whined because an Ivins article was published, BUT NOT ON THEIR SITE. To make it more amazing, Ivins showed up on THE GAYTOR SITE to destroy the silly Gaytor myth about a "sprawling 247 conspiracy", by telling them that it was Gaytor moderators who chose not to run the article (probably because Gaytor fans whine about everything Ivins-related since he "successfully sabotaged an imminent commitment").

Second, Knox is SUCH A BAD RECRUITER that he can't even get a kid to pick the Gaytors even with the selling points of "immediate playing time", "Top 10 team", "SEC-SEC-SEC", and "the QB Whisperer who developed Nacho Hot Dog and Kyle Trash". I mean, even though I hate the Gaytors, they haven't been terrible at the RB position. So Knox has to be SO TOXIC as a human being that every Gaytor RB says "Nah, dog, I'm good" to the Knox offer.

Hilarious. I love them Tears.
Don’t worry man lingards there
 
OK, let's just marvel at the sheer beauty of two things.

First, Gaytor fans whined because an Ivins article was published, BUT NOT ON THEIR SITE. To make it more amazing, Ivins showed up on THE GAYTOR SITE to destroy the silly Gaytor myth about a "sprawling 247 conspiracy", by telling them that it was Gaytor moderators who chose not to run the article (probably because Gaytor fans whine about everything Ivins-related since he "successfully sabotaged an imminent commitment").

Second, Knox is SUCH A BAD RECRUITER that he can't even get a kid to pick the Gaytors even with the selling points of "immediate playing time", "Top 10 team", "SEC-SEC-SEC", and "the QB Whisperer who developed Nacho Hot Dog and Kyle Trash". I mean, even though I hate the Gaytors, they haven't been terrible at the RB position. So Knox has to be SO TOXIC as a human being that every Gaytor RB says "Nah, dog, I'm good" to the Knox offer.

Hilarious. I love them Tears.
When was the last impact ufag running back in the league? And no I don’t Perine will be one
 
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