Holy ****e, that is golden! "All of it is true". Gaytor fan heads are going to explode like something out of Scanners.
Are the Gaytors going to blame Ivins for this one?
How about Ivins jumping on their board? He must love toying with them.Upvoted for reference to the underrated cult hit movie, Scanners
He’s not on their board and he did leave that position. I’m not sure if he’s gone from 247 altogether or took a more National position with them or someone else.
Don’t worry man lingards thereOK, let's just marvel at the sheer beauty of two things.
First, Gaytor fans whined because an Ivins article was published, BUT NOT ON THEIR SITE. To make it more amazing, Ivins showed up on THE GAYTOR SITE to destroy the silly Gaytor myth about a "sprawling 247 conspiracy", by telling them that it was Gaytor moderators who chose not to run the article (probably because Gaytor fans whine about everything Ivins-related since he "successfully sabotaged an imminent commitment").
Second, Knox is SUCH A BAD RECRUITER that he can't even get a kid to pick the Gaytors even with the selling points of "immediate playing time", "Top 10 team", "SEC-SEC-SEC", and "the QB Whisperer who developed Nacho Hot Dog and Kyle Trash". I mean, even though I hate the Gaytors, they haven't been terrible at the RB position. So Knox has to be SO TOXIC as a human being that every Gaytor RB says "Nah, dog, I'm good" to the Knox offer.
Hilarious. I love them Tears.
When was the last impact ufag running back in the league? And no I don’t Perine will be oneOK, let's just marvel at the sheer beauty of two things.
First, Gaytor fans whined because an Ivins article was published, BUT NOT ON THEIR SITE. To make it more amazing, Ivins showed up on THE GAYTOR SITE to destroy the silly Gaytor myth about a "sprawling 247 conspiracy", by telling them that it was Gaytor moderators who chose not to run the article (probably because Gaytor fans whine about everything Ivins-related since he "successfully sabotaged an imminent commitment").
Second, Knox is SUCH A BAD RECRUITER that he can't even get a kid to pick the Gaytors even with the selling points of "immediate playing time", "Top 10 team", "SEC-SEC-SEC", and "the QB Whisperer who developed Nacho Hot Dog and Kyle Trash". I mean, even though I hate the Gaytors, they haven't been terrible at the RB position. So Knox has to be SO TOXIC as a human being that every Gaytor RB says "Nah, dog, I'm good" to the Knox offer.
Hilarious. I love them Tears.
Mike Gillislie I’m guessing.When was the last impact ufag running back in the league? And no I don’t Perine will be one