Tears Gator Tears

[Hoyacane1620]

Grades are one of the most important aspects in all of this, got to take of that first before anything else

And the problem these kids don't get is the lower the ACT/SAT score, the higher the grades have to be. And vice versa. Grades can help a low standardized test score.

Supposedly the test score is Zipperer's problem....

 

[TheOriginalCane]

The real question is when do you redo the math on recruiting classes for non-qualifiers? Is it a more likely than not standard like in accounting or law?

Look, you KNOW that they will re-re-re-do the Recruiting Class Calculator in 2021 when he eventually enrolls at Florida.



Dateline August 2021 - Breaking news from Thomas Goldkamp - UF's 2019 re-re-re-calculated recruiting class BACK IN THE TOP 20!



It's gonna happen. Trust the Gaytor Prosezz (servers)...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Coming strong with the "Blockhead" blast. Hahaha. I don't think anyone has been called a blockhead since like 1965.

Well, we all know he MEANT to use the n-word, but he isn't trying to be racist (just honest), so he used "blockhead" instead.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

This is delusion at it’s all time high!

So now the Heisman Trophy is given out to "Most Improved Player"?

I was not aware of that.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

**** they really grabbed on pretty tightly to that homesick narrative.

Like rabid Gaytors, they lock their jaws onto that "homesick" myth and refuse to let go.

 

[RVACane]

 

[RVACane]

 

[mirvin88]

Hate it for the kid honestly, but Fvck uf period though

I'm shocked he has to go the juco route. His grammar is impeccable.

 

[RVACane]

 

[RVACane]

Like rabid Gaytors, they lock their jaws onto that "homesick" myth and refuse to let go.

It’s like someone repeating something to themselves over and over until they believe that their version of the event actually happened when it didn’t.

 

[Fluffhead]

Look, you KNOW that they will re-re-re-do the Recruiting Class Calculator in 2021 when he eventually enrolls at Florida.



Dateline August 2021 - Breaking news from Thomas Goldkamp - UF's 2019 re-re-re-calculated recruiting class BACK IN THE TOP 20!



It's gonna happen. Trust the Gaytor Prosezz (servers)...

I am half surprised one of them has not tried to make a program to run updates on past classes in real time.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

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You have to love these Gaytor "alums".

One guy calls EJ Manuel a draft "buff" instead of bust.

Another guy (with UF alum in his screen name) can't differentiate between "roll" and "role".

And don't even get me started on Williamtheracistgator.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I am half surprised one of them has not tried to make a program to run updates on past classes in real time.

That's a Swamp247 "premium membership" feature.

 

[SWFLSWAGG17]

Here is to 1,000 pages of Gaytor Tears. Thank you @RVACane for the amazing screen shots.

 

[RVACane]

 

[TheOriginalCane]

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This screenshot makes me SOOOOOO happy. Nearly every Gaytor fan is obsessed with the Kruiting Klass Kalculator.

Only one of them is smart enough to realize that they just lost 3 Initial Counters (and possibly more to come).

 

[1mg of Epi]

Like rabid Gaytors, they lock their jaws onto that "homesick" myth and refuse to let go.

Yup!
Or like a chick w battered woman syndrome, they’ll believe whatever lies they’re fed to cling to the believe that their staph isn’t horrible.

 

[TOcane]

1000!!!!! Tears are good!

 

[Drewny1]

When does Mac realize...


"He's still proud of himself for the ******, borderline top 10 class he managed to slide in to a few months ago. Back to lazy bull**** with he and his staff.

Miami of all people. No amount of sunshine pumping can explain away why they're doing what they're doing and Mac continues to fiddle around like the goofy ole fart he is on the trail."

"I agree. Miami is loading up right now on recruits. You can't tell me that Miami's external factors are better than ours. We have nicer facilities, stadium, resources and etc. We now have coaches that most would agree are relatively good recruiters to assist Mac. So what is left to blame?-Mac. I know it's only March but it sure is starting out very similar to the past."

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Flashback to the Original

 

[RVACane]

Here is to 1,000 pages of Gaytor Tears. Thank you @RVACane for the amazing screen shots.

A lot of posters with the support of a number of readers have all made this possible. Thank you all for everything we do together. This thread really has stuck mostly by it’s mission. The camaraderie has been steller.

It’s mostly self-enforced rule has been a model example. @IndayArtHauz has helped maintain the integrity of this thread and @pcitycane and @OBLIVION have stepped in from time to time as well.

@Dwinstitles told me in another thread way back that there should be a “Gator Tears thread. @Hstokes1447 penned it fairly immediately and everyone jumped aboard. I would’ve thought that it would be fun for a couple of days and then run its course but it just kept going.

@DMoney, @Andrew and @LuCane - you guys have 1,000 pages of on point Tears and the most viewed, most posted in and most successful thread in CIS history... and still going.

The gaytors give us endless ammunition. This wouldn’t be possible without their smug arrogance and idiocy.