Tears Gator Tears

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I knew it was $4k when $40k was posted and I was thinking the same thing. I didn't have $4k waiting around in college.[/QUOTE
I knew it was $4k when $40k was posted and I was thinking the same thing. I didn't have $4k waiting around in college.
With the bond being so high, it’s very likely that someone had to put up property (house) along with the 10%.
In Savannah, GA the highest bond you can pay with cash only is less than $5,000. Judge usually goes with $4,950. Anything over requires property so bondsmen get paid.
 
Wow been away since Thursday at a tournament and I come back and I got enough **** Tears to make my coffee sweet for a few weeks..got a lot of catching up to do.Normally I’d take it slow to make the tears last but that sHT show going on up north looks like it will have us all waist deep in tears until we whip that *** next year which at that time we will hit 2 million views in a matter of days.

Thanks everyone for making this old man’s morning coffee a nectar of the Gods .
 
Wow been away since Thursday at a tournament and I come back and I got enough **** Tears to make my coffee sweet for a few weeks..got a lot of catching up to do.Normally I’d take it slow to make the tears last but that sHT show going on up north looks like it will have us all waist deep in tears until we whip that *** next year which at that time we will hit 2 million views in a matter of days.

Thanks everyone for making this old man’s morning coffee a nectar of the Gods .

Nothing hydrates better than gator tears!

Seriously contemplating printing this thread and creating a 700 plus page book! I think I would have a best seller on my hands.
 
Nothing hydrates better than gator tears!

Seriously contemplating printing this thread and creating a 700 plus page book! I think I would have a best seller on my hands.
We’ll buy it, FSU would buy it, UGA would buy it...even Georgia Southern would buy it.
 
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BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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See, it's funny because they totally aren't smarter than that, they just haven't gotten caught for that particular thing yet.


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I will literally pay somebody if they could find the audio from inside his right when his head hit the ground
Dude I love when it pans to the crowd of all those hicks you literally cannot tell what each relationship is between the people they pan on
 
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Dude I love when it pans to the crowd of all those hicks you literally cannot tell what each relationship is between the people they pan on

My personal favorite is the kid at the 1 minute mark hugging his mom from the back while kissing her on the back of the head. These hicks are straight freaks.
 
This is the part that cracks me up, and makes me realize why some people engage in such stupid commentary, because they can't see anything from any other perspective than their own delusional-homer perpective:

"Miami of all people. No amount of sunshine pumping can explain away why they're doing what they're doing".

Now this guy say that NO AMOUNT of "sunshine pumping" can explain Miami's success.

OK...

Not the fact that many kids want to stay close to home and perform in front of friends & family.
Not the fact that BOTH UM and UF went 9-4.
Not the fact that UM has significant facilities upgrades that have happened (stadium) and will happen (IPF).

No, there is NOTHING that will allow this delusional Gator homer to comprehend how Miami ("of all people") can possibly be more attractive than a team with the same record that is a 6-hour drive away.

Look, I'd prefer it if every top kid picked UM, but I can mentally conceptualize reasons why a particular kid might prefer another school over UM.

Oh well, ***** it, I'll take Gator Tears any way I can get them, even from some idiotic homer who can't figure out why the kids love UM.
They talk about us with the same kind of contempt of elitist libs talking about Trump supporters.
 
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