According to my source...
Offense:
- Both TVD & Jake Garcia threw for 500yds & 7TD’s a piece
- The RB’s rushed for 600yds & 8TD’s, looked better than McGahee, Portis & Gore
- The WR’s caught every single pass & looked better than Reggie Wayne & Andre Johnson
- The OL is the best it’s been since 2001
- The TE’s looked better than Shockey, Winslow & Olsen
Defense:
- The CB’s Intercepted every pass thrown by TVD & Jake Garcia, Ivey had 22INT’s, looks like Joe Horn & Jalen Ramsey combined
- The LB’s had 200 tackles, Corey Flagg & Steed looked better than Jon Vilma & DJ WIlliams
- The DL had 30 sacks & 20 Forced Fumbles, looked better than Sapp & Jerome Brown
- The Safety’s were flying around intercepting all the passes from TVD & Jake Garcia at the same time as the CB’s did, except they were like meaner... They were fighting with the CB’s over the ball & both of the positions groups were holding onto the ball every time they picked it off & were running it back for a TD while having a tug of war over the Football until they scored, it was pandemonium... They looked better than Ed Reed & Sean Taylor
The Kicker also made 10 straight 90 yard Field Goals...
Then Hedley punted a ball all the way to Alaska & some dude on the sideline who wasn’t credentialed asked him, “Hey why’d you do that?” Hedley looked over at him & said, “Whadya say mate?” Then when the guy started to repeat himself Hedley pulled out a shank from under his chest plate & stabbed the guy up real bad... It was real unfortunate but he’ll live... But then Mario stopped the scrimmage & gathered the team around the guy & Hedley said that’s “That’s how it’s gotta be from now on with the media & anybody.. When they ask questions, they get this” while pointing at the guy writhing on the ground in pain then Mario said, “You’ll be alright fckhead now get off my fckin field..” then some of the medical staff carried him off on a stretcher...
But that’s all I got, my source said he was pretty shook by the whole thing so he decided to leave early.