Cute post. But now let's correct some inaccuracies...
"Ed had nothing to do with the Tae signing as mentioned by Tae and Ed in separate interviews."
That is what they said. And Ed Reed's hire absolutely was not the reason Tae was drawn to Miami. ****, Banda has been a part of that kids life since he was in middle school. Banda and Manny deserve 100% of the credit. But you are being foolish if you don't think Miami bringing the greatest safety to ever play the game on as COS a few weeks ago wasn't a factor in Tae's brain yesterday.
"so he would be interested in grinding 7 til 7 like coaches do."
You clearly didn't watch the full press conference yesterday. He actually took offense to a reporter's lead to a question that implied he wasn't working now that he's retired. He went on to the list the numerous ways he IS working and has worked since he left the Ravens. He's involved in many things right now, from time-consuming things he elects to do (like coaching his son's football team) to being employed by other entities (he is still an analyst). Yes, I think he absolutely has his eye on being a full-time coach one day. But, no, he wasn't looking for a 7 to 7 gig at Miami right now.
"Ed was already around the team a lot since Richt arrived"
Ed has been around the team since 1997. He was not involved with the team anywhere near the level you are making up seem under previous regimes. This COS gig is not fake, bud.... it's just not what you personally wanted it to be.