UPDATED: Mark Matthews commits to TAMU

[The canesman]

Looks like he got out of concussion protocol a little ahead of time.

 

[nickster]

Fine - since you asked politely, I’ll do the worst thing possible on the internet and explain the joke.

About 3% of Americans identify as homosexual. For you to have 5 *** first cousins is beyond a statistical anomaly.

Where the joke comes in: there is an internet theory that exists where eating shrimp makes people “turn” ***. If that theory holds true, one explanation for having five 1st cousins all be *** is to have lots and lots of shrimp at the family picnics.

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You are correct but the number is 5 and that's a fact.

 

[MedleyCane]

You guys thought I was joking about his girlfriend getting a cheerleading scholarship to tamu…

Really? What's his name?

 

[TheU1984]

Was a little busy yesterday. Just saw the video. That was pretty cringy. Yikes.

 

[Ajcane8]

You are correct but the number is 5 and that's a fact.

I’m sure it is a fact. A curiously fascinating one. I know an anthropologist or three that would have a field day at one of your family get togethers.

 

[Fzac75]

Just remember gentlemen, Oedipus wont bomb, if he winds up with mom…keep it ***, keep it ***, keep it ***….

CONGA!!!

 

[Fightinibis]

Hey hey hey! Don’t you besmirch musicals by associating it with MM ok. Just cus MM likes to keep it happy, keep it snappy, keep it ***, does not mean musicals have to suffer the consequences

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His announcement was full of movement for sure…

 

[Fzac75]

His announcement was full of movement for sure…

I actually think that Mario was really afraid of MM’s Guatemalenaness

 

[Fightinibis]

I actually think that Mario was really afraid of MM’s Guatemalenaness

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[hurricaneman]

I actually think that Mario was really afraid of MM’s Guatemalenaness

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Albert: "Thank you Agador. If it wasn't for the pirin tablets I don't think I could go on. "
Armand: "What are you giving him drugs for? What the **** are Pirin tablets?"
Agador: "It's aspirin with the "A" and the "S" scraped off."
Armand: "My God, what a brilliant idea!"

The Birdcage is one of the absolute best movies ever made.

 

[nycane]

what blows me away about this is look at Matthews, his body doesn't look strong, his shoulders and neck are not that big. Cantwell looked like a grown man

 

[TrumpyCane]

what blows me away about this is look at Matthews, his body doesn't look strong, his shoulders and neck are not that big. Cantwell looked like a grown man

Trumpycane will say this and it’s not meant to be an insult

Look at Cantwells parents, two Olympian’s, kid hit the jackpot genetically

Look at Matthew’s mother, not so much

 

[Ashevegas Cane]

Someone said zesty and Capt. Nuthugger ran to the stage.

I can't wait for the diatribe response from the resident CIS van dweller.

 

[Fzac75]

Albert: "Thank you Agador. If it wasn't for the pirin tablets I don't think I could go on. "
Armand: "What are you giving him drugs for? What the **** are Pirin tablets?"
Agador: "It's aspirin with the "A" and the "S" scraped off."
Armand: "My God, what a brilliant idea!"

The Birdcage is one of the absolute best movies ever made.