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Fine - since you asked politely, I’ll do the worst thing possible on the internet and explain the joke.

About 3% of Americans identify as homosexual. For you to have 5 *** first cousins is beyond a statistical anomaly.

Where the joke comes in: there is an internet theory that exists where eating shrimp makes people “turn” ***. If that theory holds true, one explanation for having five 1st cousins all be *** is to have lots and lots of shrimp at the family picnics.

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You are correct but the number is 5 and that's a fact.
 
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