UPDATED: Mark Matthews commits to TAMU

[The canesman]

Looks like he got out of concussion protocol a little ahead of time.

 

[nickster]

Fine - since you asked politely, I’ll do the worst thing possible on the internet and explain the joke.

About 3% of Americans identify as homosexual. For you to have 5 *** first cousins is beyond a statistical anomaly.

Where the joke comes in: there is an internet theory that exists where eating shrimp makes people “turn” ***. If that theory holds true, one explanation for having five 1st cousins all be *** is to have lots and lots of shrimp at the family picnics.

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You are correct but the number is 5 and that's a fact.

 

[MedleyCane]

You guys thought I was joking about his girlfriend getting a cheerleading scholarship to tamu…

Really? What's his name?

 

[TheU1984]

Was a little busy yesterday. Just saw the video. That was pretty cringy. Yikes.

 

[Ajcane8]

You are correct but the number is 5 and that's a fact.

I’m sure it is a fact. A curiously fascinating one. I know an anthropologist or three that would have a field day at one of your family get togethers.

 

[Fzac75]

Just remember gentlemen, Oedipus wont bomb, if he winds up with mom…keep it ***, keep it ***, keep it ***….

CONGA!!!

 

[Fightinibis]

Hey hey hey! Don’t you besmirch musicals by associating it with MM ok. Just cus MM likes to keep it happy, keep it snappy, keep it ***, does not mean musicals have to suffer the consequences

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His announcement was full of movement for sure…

 

[Fzac75]

His announcement was full of movement for sure…

I actually think that Mario was really afraid of MM’s Guatemalenaness

 

[Fightinibis]

I actually think that Mario was really afraid of MM’s Guatemalenaness

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[hurricaneman]

I actually think that Mario was really afraid of MM’s Guatemalenaness

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Albert: "Thank you Agador. If it wasn't for the pirin tablets I don't think I could go on. "
Armand: "What are you giving him drugs for? What the **** are Pirin tablets?"
Agador: "It's aspirin with the "A" and the "S" scraped off."
Armand: "My God, what a brilliant idea!"

The Birdcage is one of the absolute best movies ever made.