Turn out the lights. The party’s over

[Fightinibis]

I think the sad truth is we’re done. We’re a relic.

We’re the hot HS cheerleader Homecoming queen who is now 45 and recently single with the same hairstyle she had in HS but with much less volume and shine. The hair’s all broken and thin and damaged from years of coloring.

She’s got those smoker’s lines around her now thin lips that once were plump and shiny with flavored lip gloss. Her makeup is dated. Her waist is now square. And her booty is flat. Her thighs are skinny with no muscle tone but still have cellulite on them. She’s got a kangaroo pouch instead of a flat belly from pumping out 4 rotten kids, 2 who hate her, 1 who is her “best friend,” and the other who’s in and out of rehab.

It’s over, fellas. The incompetence runs too deeply. The disease is at the top of the organization and runs down like diarrhea down a 90 year-old man’s leg. When the entire organization is trash there’s really no hope in sight.

Unless some miracle happens where a female lawyer and her cronies hellbent on what appears right publicly versus what is actually right is no longer the big shot caller, it’s time to enter the acceptance phase of Kubler-Ross’s 5 stages of death.

Poetically tragic. Been saying it, but when the powers that be stop caring about winning, even post the disease that was Shalala....we are Vanderbilt, at best.

If I said we are Vanderbilt now to those who run the show, they would likely be proud, that's how far we have fallen.

 

[The Franchise]

Jimmy

Jimmy isn’t the Jimmy from 30 years ago. He’s a nice old guy who just wants to fish and pet his chihuahua.

He knows next to nothing about what’s going on in college football today and has liked all of our failed coaches. He was the guy who tried to get UM to hire Wannstache because he said Wannstache is the best coach he’s ever known.

 

[Fightinibis]

Jimmy isn’t the Jimmy from 30 years ago. He’s a nice old guy who just wants to fish and pet his chihuahua.

He knows next to nothing about what’s going on in college football today and has liked all of our failed coaches. He was the guy who tried to get UM to hire Wannstache because he said Wannstache is the best coach he’s ever known.

And he still bad *** enough to say...."trust me, you don't want me doing that now...."

 

[Torocane]

Usually agree with you but Washington and ND were “dead”...then they hired the right guy for the job.

The problem is the people in charge of looking for and hiring "the right guy".
We have just about the sane odds as winning the lottery before they get it right.

 

[CFLCane]

 

[Zbrod95]

Jimmy isn’t the Jimmy from 30 years ago. He’s a nice old guy who just wants to fish and pet his chihuahua.

He knows next to nothing about what’s going on in college football today and has liked all of our failed coaches. He was the guy who tried to get UM to hire Wannstache because he said Wannstache is the best coach he’s ever known.

**** dog jimmy said that? This is ridiculous, somebody competent has to be out there...RIGHT!?!?

 

[HarryCarayisGoat]

I think the sad truth is we’re done. We’re a relic.

We’re the hot HS cheerleader Homecoming queen who is now 45 and recently single with the same hairstyle she had in HS but with much less volume and shine. The hair’s all broken and thin and damaged from years of coloring.

She’s got those smoker’s lines around her now thin lips that once were plump and shiny with flavored lip gloss. Her makeup is dated. Her waist is now square. And her booty is flat. Her thighs are skinny with no muscle tone but still have cellulite on them. She’s got a kangaroo pouch instead of a flat belly from pumping out 4 rotten kids, 2 who hate her, 1 who is her “best friend,” and the other who’s in and out of rehab.

It’s over, fellas. The incompetence runs too deeply. The disease is at the top of the organization and runs down like diarrhea down a 90 year-old man’s leg. When the entire organization is trash there’s really no hope in sight.

Unless some miracle happens where a female lawyer and her cronies hellbent on what appears right publicly versus what is actually right is no longer the big shot caller, it’s time to enter the acceptance phase of Kubler-Ross’s 5 stages of death.

How’s the pussoir tho? If it’s still prime....ooooohhhhh weeeeeeeee then we still gon have fun!

Also- does she do anal?

 

[RyanCane26]

 

[The Franchise]

**** dog jimmy said that? This is ridiculous, somebody competent has to be out there...RIGHT!?!?

You’re young, brother. God bless your youthful hopefulness. We might luck into a good hire one day. It could happen.

 

[The Franchise]

How’s the pussoir tho? If it’s still prime....ooooohhhhh weeeeeeeee then we still gon have fun!

Also- does she do anal?

I think the 4 kids turned it inside out like a dirty gym sock.

 

[Torocane]

**** dog jimmy said that? This is ridiculous, somebody competent has to be out there...RIGHT!?!?

Plenty of competent people out there....unfortunately we don't have them in the administration when it comes to football.
We do have competent people in our football administration when it comes to feminist issues but not football. Its a problem.

 

[ItsAUThing.com]

I think the sad truth is we’re done. We’re a relic.

We’re the hot HS cheerleader Homecoming queen who is now 45 and recently single with the same hairstyle she had in HS but with much less volume and shine. The hair’s all broken and thin and damaged from years of coloring.

She’s got those smoker’s lines around her now thin lips that once were plump and shiny with flavored lip gloss. Her makeup is dated. Her waist is now square. And her booty is flat. Her thighs are skinny with no muscle tone but still have cellulite on them. She’s got a kangaroo pouch instead of a flat belly from pumping out 4 rotten kids, 2 who hate her, 1 who is her “best friend,” and the other who’s in and out of rehab.

It’s over, fellas. The incompetence runs too deeply. The disease is at the top of the organization and runs down like diarrhea down a 90 year-old man’s leg. When the entire organization is trash there’s really no hope in sight.

Unless some miracle happens where a female lawyer and her cronies hellbent on what appears right publicly versus what is actually right is no longer the big shot caller, it’s time to enter the acceptance phase of Kubler-Ross’s 5 stages of death.

Meh.

Yes, the era of Miami dominating is long gone, but there's no reason Miami can't become a Coastal Division favorite in a few years, with a crack at winning the conference—which we saw two short years ago.

This is a weak-*** division and with some better talent, the Canes can at least do that. Getting there you're then potentially one win away from making the Playoffs as a conference champ.

All that to say, money talks and bullsh1t walks—and Miami doesn't have big money or deep-pocketed alum who write checks and demand excellence.

Georgia just dumped $200,000,000 into their program, AFTER year three with Smart and after a national title appearance and SEC Championship game loss a year later.

They also had 1,100 new alum who joined their Magill Society, pledging $25K minimum over a five-year span—which is $27,500,000 for football, driven by fan support.

Miami fans barely go to games and need a GoFundMe to raise $495 for a stupid "Our AD sucks" banner; the problem when most of your fans are not alum, so they don't commit with their wallets.

 

[The Franchise]

Meh.

Yes, the era of Miami dominating is long gone, but there's no reason Miami can't become a Coastal Division favorite in a few years, with a crack at winning the conference—which we saw two short years ago.

This is a weak-*** division and with some better talent, the Canes can at least do that. Getting there you're then potentially one win away from making the Playoffs as a conference champ.

All that to say, money talks and bullsh1t walks—and Miami doesn't have big money or deep-pocketed alum who write checks and demand excellence.

Georgia just dumped $200,000,000 into their program, AFTER year three with Smart and after a national title appearance and SEC Championship game loss a year later.

They also had 1,100 new alum who joined their Magill Society, pledging $25K minimum over a five-year span—which is $27,500,000 for football, driven by fan support.

Miami fans barely go to games and need a GoFundMe to raise $495 for a stupid "Our AD sucks" banner; the problem when most of your fans are not alum, so they don't commit with their wallets.

You’re right. It’s the fans’ fault.

 

[hoops156]

We aren't close to sniffing the playoffs. We are bottom dwelling ACC team with the current regime. We are something like 5-15 against Power 5 since 10-0 in 2017.

I meant as a program ceiling best case scenario if it all broke right. Not as it stands today

 

[hoops156]

You’re right. It’s the fans’ fault.

Money talks in cfb. It isn’t the fans fault but we don’t have the same booster support the big time programs do

 

[The Franchise]

Money talks in cfb. It isn’t the fans fault but we don’t have the same booster support the big time programs do

We’re not garbage and losing to garbage teams because we don’t have a smoothie bar in the locker room.

 

[hoops156]

Marcus couldn’t give a ****. Put Jimmy and Rock on the BOT and watch how fast things change. Rock would be the first dude in Frank’s face about losing. He doesn’t settle for mediocrity.

The rock as in movie star? Man he doesn’t give a **** to be involved in the day in and day out. He’s too busy. He’s donated enough to the school and pledged his support. All we could ask. Not sure if he has the time to do the other stuff

 

[hoops156]

We’re not garbage and losing to garbage teams because we don’t have a smoothie bar in the locker room.

Im specifically talking aboutcompeting for titles. What we have now is a coaching issue that’s been going on for 15 years

 

[561caneforever]

The rock as in movie star? Man he doesn’t give a **** to be involved in the day in and day out. He’s too busy. He’s donated enough to the school and pledged his support. All we could ask. Not sure if he has the time to do the other stuff

You need business people involved that have a track record of turning around struggling companies. Not ex-players, ex-coaches, or movie stars.

 

[L A M P]

We'll always have the 80's. Spot on OP