The Dorito Papers (Public Information Request Results)

[unionandsixth]

The results of my Public Information Request from UH rolled in today. Slim pickings. On December 23, 2016, Dorito wrote Applewhite a suck-up email that included this statement:

"When people turn on our tape they will see a BAD *** defense that plays extremely hard and knocks the crap out of people. We will FINISH harder than they ever have, be great TACKLERS and most importantly get after the football to CREATE TAKEAWAYS and ball disruptions. Most importantly our #1 key to victory every week will be to outplay the other teams [sic] defense!"

What a crock.

 

[919cane]

"The Dorito Papers" LMAO

 

[The Franchise]

Dorito's gratuitous overuse of capitalization proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that he's a cumsock.

 

[ThomasM]

Wait, are the other teams even putting a D on the field? If so, he's screwed.

 

[firstandcanes]

Dorito's gratuitous overuse of capitalization proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that he's a cumsock.

Nah...we knew that a long time ago.

 

[Billy D Williams]

It should be illegal for dorito to call himself a DC. He was an Offensive Assist guy while at UM. He gave up 10 yards before the snap. If teams found something that worked he was generous enough not to adjust. Offensive Coordinators loved the guy. Isn't Applewhite an OC by trade?

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Decided schematic advantage

 

[Canes21]

That's not a legit email, is it?

 

[rayray]

FOIAing for d'onofrio correspondence >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[Cane Dynasty]

 

[TreOFive]

Despite being 45 years old and given how successfull these cons are at getting good paying gigs they are unqualified for. I am officially announcing my intent to start my rap career. My stage name will be Little Old Man MC. My 1st single will be called NoD

 

[Calinative]

It's official, Matt Porter just revealed himself to be UnionandSixth.

In email to Houston, Mark D’Onofrio says he learned from time off, will build ‘bad ***’ defense | Canes Watch

anyways, apparently Onofrio will be getting $400k....waaaaaaaay too much.

 

[Cribby]

Where's the part that says " yards don't matter"?

 

[toolbox]

 

[TriniMike]

***ing ****ed everytime I see this ****head! Has to be the WORST coach in the history of our program.

 

[Bccrhp]

It's official, Matt Porter just revealed himself to be UnionandSixth.

In email to Houston, Mark D’Onofrio says he learned from time off, will build ‘bad ***’ defense | Canes Watch

anyways, apparently Onofrio will be getting $400k....waaaaaaaay too much.

It's incredibly how poor of a writer this clown actually is.

 

[ChosenOne]

It's official, Matt Porter just revealed himself to be UnionandSixth.

In email to Houston, Mark D’Onofrio says he learned from time off, will build ‘bad ***’ defense | Canes Watch

anyways, apparently Onofrio will be getting $400k....waaaaaaaay too much.

wait... your kidding? right... thought this was just someone having Miami's 2012 defensive flash backs.

 

[Canes2082]

3rd and short.... boy I cant wait to watch the likes of Navy carve them up...

 

[CFLCane]

Who's got the goal line shot vs GT when our guys are in the middle of the endzone? Honestly we should be good Samaritans and warn Houston.

 

[firstandcanes]

Who's got the goal line shot vs GT when our guys are in the middle of the endzone? Honestly we should be good Samaritans and warn Houston.

Some have tried but they just think we're trolling. Give them a game or two then they will learn it was no troll job.