Tee Martin

[njstateofmind]

The bananas or the guests?

The bananas, of course!

My Kennykins once showed me his attempt to swallow a banana whole.

He said it was “practice”. Not sure for what. Probably a banana eating contest.

 

[3rd-43]

vs Hugh freeze? No thanks

We should switch coaches with Liberty. What type of bizarro world is this?

 

[Unsider]

The bananas, of course!

My Kennykins once showed me his attempt to swallow a banana whole.

He said it was “practice”. Not sure for what. Probably a banana eating contest.

Next Christmas, you get him banana lube. It comes in all flavors according to my girl, vanilla and bergamot are her favorites.

 

[njstateofmind]

Next Christmas, you get him banana lube. It comes in all flavors according to my girl, vanilla and bergamot are her favorites.

Lube?

What is that?

 

[TheMatador]

What hotties you looking at?

Didn't show all of them. Although those panties show a lot of those that you are showing.

 

[TheMatador]

Let’s try to tone down the homophobia, friends.

What's that? Is that why I got thrown off of Twitter?

 

[Unsider]

Lube?

What is that?

Think of it as a go between, when two friends are fighting what is inevitable.

 

[njstateofmind]

Think of it as a go between, when two friends are fighting what is inevitable.

I don’t know what this means but okay.

Do you like pancakes?

 

[Sigma_Cane_7]

Truthfully, I had never heard of Bill Bedenbaugh before a few OPs mentioned his name. I'm intrigued that he can be not only our OC, but also are OLine coach.

Perfect Combo.

Signed,

Peruche

2 birds with one stone

 

[TheMatador]

My dear friend, I stayed behind in Hoboken.

But I hear @nystateofmind and Kenneth are very much enjoying their Caribbean vacation.

Kenneth in particular was enamored with the complimentary bananas given to each guest.

Huh? I get confused.

 

[njstateofmind]

Huh? I get confused.

What can I help you with?

 

[Unsider]

I don’t know what this means but okay.

Do you like pancakes?

Not my thing. But my girls muffins are the best.

 

[njstateofmind]

Not my thing. But my girls muffins are the best.
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Our dear friend Jamal made us some delicious cupcakes a few months back.

 

[Unsider]

Our dear friend Jamal made us some delicious cupcakes a few months back.

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Those are like the ones she saves for me (which are to die for). But I also like the ones she bakes for me.

 

[MaximoCane]

some *** pimple trying to troll you man

He needs to try harder. Much harder.

 

[Hargre22]

Just out of curiosity, why was he fired at USC?

Scapegoat

 

[Dingaan1828]

They play it out there? Same rules?

Sort of. They're allowed to score out there.

 

[Salt]

Yea thats like Miami hire another fired guy

Guess that would have ruled out Butch

 

[Morey161]

Yes please. Was a scapegoat at USC

 

[orange&green84]

In 2016 usc had under tee Martin:
#20 offense in the country
6.40 ypp

In 2017 usc had under tee Martin:
#13 offense in the country
6.55 ypp

That’s a far cry from what we had this year and even previous years as our oc

In addition to that he’s a dynamic recruiter and one of the best in the business

Those two years they had Sam Darnold. Without him, they're right around where we are.

https://www.ncaa.com/stats/football/fbs/current/team/21/p2