As soon as I heard the latest on Baggle that his mom wants him at Alabaga I knew all the dopes who claimed Alabaga doesn’t have to pay him are once again naive simps.
The dead giveaway that a family is chasing bags is when mom wants them to go leave home. As soon as you start hearing stories about the family thinking some KKK hotbed is a better place for their kid you know they’re bag hunting.
What they’re probably trying to do is use Alabaga as the leverage to get the bags up from UT or UbaGA or some other bag school. Alabaga might not be offering the family money, but they’re using the Alabaga offer as a way to get the bags up elsewhere.
Good call, and which is why the gaytors are in play for him as well!