Rumours about Chip Kelly to UF

It's quite interesting to see a Canes fan so adamant and thrilled that the gators are (presumably) getting Chip Kelly and that we should be worried.
[MENTION=13137]Jaromir Jagr[/MENTION] seems to be suspiciously invested in this.

Nothing suspicious. It's the story of the week. Did you expect me to not respond to people? They are the ones (you included) who are keeping this thread going.

You seem to be quite giddy about it. That's the suspicious part.
 
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He is a Gator troll. He formerly did not post on the Football Board because of incidents like this one. He posts a lie, people lambast him mercilessly, he changes moniker and starts posting again. He was run off from the football board so often, and it took too much effort to adopt a new persona, that he remained solely on the Baseball board. There are only 5 people that follow baseball, so he was able to carry on.

He is a Gator and would be crushed if they did not sign Kelly.

Am not sure where Kelly is going, but the silence to me bespeaks UCLA. The California schools are very discreet. For the life of me, I cannot imagine why someone chooses Gainsville/UF over UCLA/LA.
 
Does it get any more UiF than this is the primary "sauce" (aside from our very own Jaromir Jagr) for all the speculation? A diabetic whiskey-nosed cra*ker named (of course) "Buddy" Martin.....of the "famous" Buddy Martin AM radio show? Almost makes ya miss the refined musings of Lake Lewis.

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Holy ****, it's the North Central Florida Hank Goldberg

If Hank Goldberg and Edwin Pope had a "special" hillbilly son that they dropped off at a north central Florida orphanage in 1942.

Earned the moniker "Buddy" from years of caretakers having to say "C'mon now, Buddy! Stop eating dose lead paint chips and get yo-self over here and watch deese Gaytas!"
 
He is a Gator troll. He formerly did not post on the Football Board because of incidents like this one. He posts a lie, people lambast him mercilessly, he changes moniker and starts posting again. He was run off from the football board so often, and it took too much effort to adopt a new persona, that he remained solely on the Baseball board. There are only 5 people that follow baseball, so he was able to carry on.

He is a Gator and would be crushed if they did not sign Kelly.

Am not sure where Kelly is going, but the silence to me bespeaks UCLA. The California schools are very discreet. For the life of me, I cannot imagine why someone chooses Gainsville/UF over UCLA/LA.

Right, a Gator troll who has 4,000 posts on a Miami board and who goes to Miami games. You really nailed that one, Gomer.

Are you going to hold up your end of the deal?
 
He is a Gator troll. He formerly did not post on the Football Board because of incidents like this one. He posts a lie, people lambast him mercilessly, he changes moniker and starts posting again. He was run off from the football board so often, and it took too much effort to adopt a new persona, that he remained solely on the Baseball board. There are only 5 people that follow baseball, so he was able to carry on.

He is a Gator and would be crushed if they did not sign Kelly.

Am not sure where Kelly is going, but the silence to me bespeaks UCLA. The California schools are very discreet. For the life of me, I cannot imagine why someone chooses Gainsville/UF over UCLA/LA.

Right, a Gator troll who has 4,000 posts on a Miami board and who goes to Miami games. You really nailed that one, Gomer.

Are you going to hold up your end of the deal?

Didn't you already lose? There was no announcement that night, nothing yesterday by 1. Still nothing today.
 
He is a Gator troll. He formerly did not post on the Football Board because of incidents like this one. He posts a lie, people lambast him mercilessly, he changes moniker and starts posting again. He was run off from the football board so often, and it took too much effort to adopt a new persona, that he remained solely on the Baseball board. There are only 5 people that follow baseball, so he was able to carry on.

He is a Gator and would be crushed if they did not sign Kelly.

Am not sure where Kelly is going, but the silence to me bespeaks UCLA. The California schools are very discreet. For the life of me, I cannot imagine why someone chooses Gainsville/UF over UCLA/LA.

Right, a Gator troll who has 4,000 posts on a Miami board and who goes to Miami games. You really nailed that one, Gomer.

Are you going to hold up your end of the deal?

He will because he made a crappy bet. He presented you the opportunity to make a bet on something you weren't actually wagering on.

There's a better than average chance Chip Kelly is the new coach at UF, and most aren't really disputing that.

You however are presenting the persona of an insider, therefore you must possess information that is superior to what we already have-- that being that there is a highly likelihood that this Chip to UiF rumor is true. We know this already.

You presented a fake news story about an announcement by 1 PM, that was the bet you actually made, but unfortunately CP didn't think this thing through.

He should have wagered that there would be no announcement by 1 PM or days-end or some other such time because that was the information which was uniquely presented as being "yours".

You wouldn't have taken that bet because you know that information to have been much more speculative, e.g 10 to 20% likely, because you made it up.

Bad boy, [MENTION=4943]canesproponent[/MENTION], bad, bad, bad boy.

Jagr still has an "L" due to expiry of fake news, and you may still take an L on the baseball board bet. Though no one will hold you to it for too long, because we like you better.
 
He will because he made a crappy bet. He presented you the opportunity to make a bet on something you weren't actually wagering on.

I knew he wasn't very smart from interactions on the baseball board. You should see the stuff he comes up with.
 
He is a Gator troll. He formerly did not post on the Football Board because of incidents like this one. He posts a lie, people lambast him mercilessly, he changes moniker and starts posting again. He was run off from the football board so often, and it took too much effort to adopt a new persona, that he remained solely on the Baseball board. There are only 5 people that follow baseball, so he was able to carry on.

He is a Gator and would be crushed if they did not sign Kelly.

Am not sure where Kelly is going, but the silence to me bespeaks UCLA. The California schools are very discreet. For the life of me, I cannot imagine why someone chooses Gainsville/UF over UCLA/LA.

Right, a Gator troll who has 4,000 posts on a Miami board and who goes to Miami games. You really nailed that one, Gomer.

Are you going to hold up your end of the deal?

He will because he made a crappy bet. He presented you the opportunity to make a bet on something you weren't actually wagering on.

There's a better than average chance Chip Kelly is the new coach at UF, and most aren't really disputing that.

You however are presenting the persona of an insider, therefore you must possess information that is superior to what we already have-- that being that there is a highly likelihood that this Chip to UiF rumor is true. We know this already.

You presented a fake news story about an announcement by 1 PM, that was the bet you actually made, but unfortunately CP didn't think this thing through.

He should have wagered that there would be no announcement by 1 PM or days-end or some other such time because that was the information which was uniquely presented as being "yours".

You wouldn't have taken that bet because you know that information to have been much more speculative, e.g 10 to 20% likely, because you made it up.

Bad boy, [MENTION=4943]canesproponent[/MENTION], bad, bad, bad boy.

Jagr still has an "L" due to expiry of fake news, and you may still take an L on the baseball board bet. Though no one will hold you to it for too long, because we like you better.

I see your point.


Psssst......you're taking this way too seriously.
 
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Didn't you already lose? There was no announcement that night, nothing yesterday by 1. Still nothing today.

Chip asked them to wait until Sunday, which is after his ESPN commitment is finished for this season.

This reminds me of that game where there is a button on the screen and as your mouse gets close to it then the button starts to move away so you can never click it.
 
Does it get any more UiF than this is the primary "sauce" (aside from our very own Jaromir Jagr) for all the speculation? A diabetic whiskey-nosed cra*ker named (of course) "Buddy" Martin.....of the "famous" Buddy Martin AM radio show? Almost makes ya miss the refined musings of Lake Lewis.

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This guy is one wheeze away from a major stroke.
 
Does it get any more UiF than this is the primary "sauce" (aside from our very own Jaromir Jagr) for all the speculation? A diabetic whiskey-nosed cra*ker named (of course) "Buddy" Martin.....of the "famous" Buddy Martin AM radio show? Almost makes ya miss the refined musings of Lake Lewis.

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This guy is one wheeze away from a major stroke.

You won't catch me saying anything bad about The Cr*cker Barrel but wanna bet that his stroke/cardiac event takes place there? Too long a wait at Waffle House and his wife's social security check just cleared so he felt like bein' fancy. They'll pronounce him dead face down in a plate of dumplins.
 
He is a Gator troll. He formerly did not post on the Football Board because of incidents like this one. He posts a lie, people lambast him mercilessly, he changes moniker and starts posting again. He was run off from the football board so often, and it took too much effort to adopt a new persona, that he remained solely on the Baseball board. There are only 5 people that follow baseball, so he was able to carry on.

He is a Gator and would be crushed if they did not sign Kelly.

Am not sure where Kelly is going, but the silence to me bespeaks UCLA. The California schools are very discreet. For the life of me, I cannot imagine why someone chooses Gainsville/UF over UCLA/LA.

Right, a Gator troll who has 4,000 posts on a Miami board and who goes to Miami games. You really nailed that one, Gomer.

Are you going to hold up your end of the deal?

He will because he made a crappy bet. He presented you the opportunity to make a bet on something you weren't actually wagering on.

There's a better than average chance Chip Kelly is the new coach at UF, and most aren't really disputing that.

You however are presenting the persona of an insider, therefore you must possess information that is superior to what we already have-- that being that there is a highly likelihood that this Chip to UiF rumor is true. We know this already.

You presented a fake news story about an announcement by 1 PM, that was the bet you actually made, but unfortunately CP didn't think this thing through.

He should have wagered that there would be no announcement by 1 PM or days-end or some other such time because that was the information which was uniquely presented as being "yours".

You wouldn't have taken that bet because you know that information to have been much more speculative, e.g 10 to 20% likely, because you made it up.

Bad boy, [MENTION=4943]canesproponent[/MENTION], bad, bad, bad boy.

Jagr still has an "L" due to expiry of fake news, and you may still take an L on the baseball board bet. Though no one will hold you to it for too long, because we like you better.

I see your point.


Psssst......you're taking this way too seriously.

What else do we have to do? Dissect Pittsburgh?
 
This old timer doesn't give a rats *** who coaches the reptiles... actually this thread nauseates me.
 
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Didn't you already lose? There was no announcement that night, nothing yesterday by 1. Still nothing today.

Chip asked them to wait until Sunday, which is after his ESPN commitment is finished for this season.

This reminds me of that game where there is a button on the screen and as your mouse gets close to it then the button starts to move away so you can never click it.

To be fair to Jagr, it has nothing to do with the ESPN commitment finishing. As it was told to me, Chip gets a $1 million bonus on Saturday from ESPN, and all he has to do to earn it is not sign anywhere or with anyone until then. That's guaranteed money, if true.

With that said, I still think he ends up at UCLA.
 
The gnome claimed to have "inside sources". He claimed that "Kelly HAD already signed the contract". Gnome further claimed "that there was a GUARANTEED press conference scheduled for yesterday."

Gnome is CLEARLY a liar. He just refuses to fall on his sword.

My projection is purely deterministic. At present, the UCLA job is 1000x better than UF. Richt is closing down Miami, Georgia is a bastion for the Dawgs and you cannot outspend Bear Bryant Jr. This Bryant Jr. paid $200,000 for Smith. The neighborhood, resources, prestige, city, etc....

Kelly is a New Englander. I went to high school and graduate school in New England. We also spent 4-years in Atlanta, the capital of the South. We loved visiting the South, but the place is a dump. The Low Country and New Orleans are the only worthwhile places to live in that forsaken region. A New Englander is NOT moving to Gainsville over LA. He is from Manchester, a 200,000 person city located 1 hour from Boston.
 
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