Rumours about Chip Kelly to UF

[Jaromir Jagr]

Yeah he said as much at his 1 pm presser. Will be interesting to see Chip start recruiting for UF tomorrow too.

Will be interesting to see how you backtrack when Kelly is wearing orange and blue.

 

[JHallCanes]

Undefeated season and this is the biggest thread going.

Terrible.

 

[StoneWallLoungeCane]

Yeah he said as much at his 1 pm presser. Will be interesting to see Chip start recruiting for UF tomorrow too.

Will be interesting to see how you backtrack when Kelly is wearing orange and blue.

Backtrack from what? Did I say he wouldn’t be UF’s coach?

 

[KevinCaneFace]

Undefeated season and this is the biggest thread going.

Terrible.

It’s Tuesday between the Virginia and Pitt games. We don’t have to figure out any scenarios at this point either. Two wins from the playoffs

 

[StoneWallLoungeCane]

Undefeated season and this is the biggest thread going.

Terrible.

It’s Tuesday between the Virginia and Pitt games. We don’t have to figure out any scenarios at this point either. Two wins from the playoffs

Watching a windbag on his ninetieth screen name box himself in with all kinds of idiotic predictions is pretty entertaining.

 

[Jaromir Jagr]

Yeah he said as much at his 1 pm presser. Will be interesting to see Chip start recruiting for UF tomorrow too.

Will be interesting to see how you backtrack when Kelly is wearing orange and blue.

Backtrack from what? Did I say he wouldn’t be UF’s coach?

So we're on the same page. Good.

 

[Tad Footeball]

Does it get any more UiF than this is the primary "sauce" (aside from our very own Jaromir Jagr) for all the speculation? A diabetic whiskey-nosed cra*ker named (of course) "Buddy" Martin.....of the "famous" Buddy Martin AM radio show? Almost makes ya miss the refined musings of Lake Lewis.

 

[StoneWallLoungeCane]

Yeah he said as much at his 1 pm presser. Will be interesting to see Chip start recruiting for UF tomorrow too.

Will be interesting to see how you backtrack when Kelly is wearing orange and blue.

Backtrack from what? Did I say he wouldn’t be UF’s coach?

So we're on the same page. Good.

No, I still can’t seem to find Chip’s 1pm presser. Which recruits will he be visiting with tomorrow?

 

[3rd-43]

Except, you'll just come back here with another screen name

But coming up with the new name is always the hardest part.

Won't matter. Kelly is going to be UF's coach, and I will get canesproponent out of my hair for life.

Come back as Vladimir Konstantinov

 

[deleted1998]

Yeah he said as much at his 1 pm presser. Will be interesting to see Chip start recruiting for UF tomorrow too.

Will be interesting to see how you backtrack when Kelly is wearing orange and blue.

It's not about whether he will become the coach. I think we can all agree there's around a 50/50 chance of him being Florida's coach. The problem is that you are pretending to be an insider. You've already said there would be a press conference and were flat you wrong. Just admit that you saw some tweet from some fake Gator insider and you thought they were right, and then you ran over here to say he would be the coach because the good you feel inside when people think you are an insider far outweighs the shame you feel when proven that you aren't.

 

[Jaromir Jagr]

Come back as Vladimir Konstantinov

I had to look that up since I know jack about hockey. I might go with a futbol player after the next ban-hammer.

 

[Tad Footeball]

Except, you'll just come back here with another screen name

But coming up with the new name is always the hardest part.

Won't matter. Kelly is going to be UF's coach, and I will get canesproponent out of my hair for life.

Come back as Vladimir Konstantinov

I was thinking Darius Kasparaitis. He's actually a South Florida resident now. We're working on getting him to a tailgate- no joke.

 

[Jaromir Jagr]

It's not about whether he will become the coach. I think we can all agree there's around a 50/50 chance of him being Florida's coach. The problem is that you are pretending to be an insider. You've already said there would be a press conference and were flat you wrong. Just admit that you saw some tweet from some fake Gator insider and you thought they were right, and then you ran over here to say he would be the coach because the good you feel inside when people think you are an insider far outweighs the shame you feel when proven that you aren't.

It wasn't a tweet. It was something on Craigslist.

 

[StoneWallLoungeCane]

Come back as Vladimir Konstantinov

I had to look that up since I know jack about hockey. I might go with a futbol player after the next ban-hammer.

[MENTION=6183]Kevin[/MENTION] hart would suit you well( not the comedian).

 

[Jaromir Jagr]

I was thinking Darius Kasparaitis. He's actually a South Florida resident now. We're working on getting him to a tailgate- no joke.

The fck....a Russian named Darius? Dad from Croatia, mom from Carol City?

 

[Tad Footeball]

I was thinking Darius Kasparaitis. He's actually a South Florida resident now. We're working on getting him to a tailgate- no joke.

The fck....a Russian named Darius? Dad from Croatia, mom from Carol City?

Brownsville via Lithuania.

 

[Colombie]

Futbol Player eh?
Radamel Falcao.

 

[3rd-43]

Except, you'll just come back here with another screen name

But coming up with the new name is always the hardest part.

Won't matter. Kelly is going to be UF's coach, and I will get canesproponent out of my hair for life.

Come back as Vladimir Konstantinov

I was thinking Darius Kasparaitis. He's actually a South Florida resident now. We're working on getting him to a tailgate- no joke.

How much chit are you planning to start at that tailgate? No 5 minute majors in the blue lot.

 

[Jaromir Jagr]

Futbol Player eh?
Radamel Falcao.

Thanks, but no greaseball Colombians.

I kid, I kid, Colombie.

 

[Tad Footeball]

Except, you'll just come back here with another screen name

But coming up with the new name is always the hardest part.

Won't matter. Kelly is going to be UF's coach, and I will get canesproponent out of my hair for life.

Come back as Vladimir Konstantinov

I was thinking Darius Kasparaitis. He's actually a South Florida resident now. We're working on getting him to a tailgate- no joke.

How much chit are you planning to start at that tailgate? No 5 minute majors in the blue lot.

Haha. There will be multiple career ending knee injuries doled out due to questionable hits. Laz might catch an "accidental" high stick.