Rumours about Chip Kelly to UF

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That "wink" can mean only two things. 1) you think the other poster is cute or 2) Chip Kelly's agent and attorney (if they're different people) have committed amongst the most egregious cases of legal malpractice they're risking disbarment. You've played this string out long enough. Your guess work expired @ 1PM today. Obviously, if there was such a weird nonsensical NFL agreement you'd have known about it before reading it here and concocting your 1 PM deadline. Take the, "L."

Done deal. Nothing violates his NFL buyout agreement. But he is Florida's next coach. Get your "lucky guess" posts ready.

You're confused as to what your actual bet was, that's what's funny. The only thing you stated as a fact that anyone is disputing is the timing and manner of the announcement. Was that information from the same source that told you it was a done deal? What changed? And don't say the NFL buyout deal. That's FakeNews.
 
Does it get any more UiF than this is the primary "sauce" (aside from our very own Jaromir Jagr) for all the speculation? A diabetic whiskey-nosed cra*ker named (of course) "Buddy" Martin.....of the "famous" Buddy Martin AM radio show? Almost makes ya miss the refined musings of Lake Lewis.

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Then Kelly has a ****ty agent. Why not wait a bit and let all the jobs about to open drive up the price

Florida did what we say in poker: they made him make a decision for all his chips. They said it gets done now or we're moving on.

Then his agents bad at poker

That's fine. I'm not defending the decision. I'm just telling you that it's done. Announcement could be made tonight, but no later than tomorrow at 1:00 pm.

But what if it's later than that?
 
It's not about whether he will become the coach. I think we can all agree there's around a 50/50 chance of him being Florida's coach. The problem is that you are pretending to be an insider. You've already said there would be a press conference and were flat you wrong. Just admit that you saw some tweet from some fake Gator insider and you thought they were right, and then you ran over here to say he would be the coach because the good you feel inside when people think you are an insider far outweighs the shame you feel when proven that you aren't.

It wasn't a tweet. It was something on Craigslist.

As usual, his proclamation was a bald faced lie! He got it off Craigslists for goodnesssake.
 
It's not about whether he will become the coach. I think we can all agree there's around a 50/50 chance of him being Florida's coach. The problem is that you are pretending to be an insider. You've already said there would be a press conference and were flat you wrong. Just admit that you saw some tweet from some fake Gator insider and you thought they were right, and then you ran over here to say he would be the coach because the good you feel inside when people think you are an insider far outweighs the shame you feel when proven that you aren't.

It wasn't a tweet. It was something on Craigslist.

As usual, his proclamation was a bald faced lie! He got it off Craigslists for goodnesssake.

You can get some good stuff, and good info, from Craigslist. I trust my Craigslist sports news guy 100%.

Shouldn't you be over on the baseball board getting your last few posts in?
 
You're confused as to what your actual bet was, that's what's funny. The only thing you stated as a fact that anyone is disputing is the timing and manner of the announcement. Was that information from the same source that told you it was a done deal? What changed? And don't say the NFL buyout deal. That's FakeNews.

The NFL thing is fake. Bloggers and podcast guys made something up to account for the delay and it spread.
 
It's quite interesting to see a Canes fan so adamant and thrilled that the gators are (presumably) getting Chip Kelly and that we should be worried.
[MENTION=13137]Jaromir Jagr[/MENTION] seems to be suspiciously invested in this.
 
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It's quite interesting to see a Canes fan so adamant and thrilled that the gators are (presumably) getting Chip Kelly and that we should be worried.
[MENTION=13137]Jaromir Jagr[/MENTION] seems to be suspiciously invested in this.

Nothing suspicious. It's the story of the week. Did you expect me to not respond to people? They are the ones (you included) who are keeping this thread going.
 
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