I remember being 100% focused on fixing some **** at work, and my Sgt. called me into his "office" with his "you ****ed up big time" voice. I walked into that office expecting to get chewed out and this MF spit this **** at me with a serious face. I just looked at him and he slammed a stack of printer paper and yelled at me a second time with like a question mark tone at the end...So I gave him a confused *** "no?" and he just said "oh, ok" and walked away. Till this day I have no clue how this dude did that without even cracking a smile. His version to me was "Have you really been far even as decided to use even want to do look more like?". Dude must've practiced it in the mirror for a few hours or something.