SIAP
. A lot of hating below
The Mopes and The Slurpers’ Battle Line
The crux of the battle is that Mario isn’t going to ever
maximize TVD’s potential or
get the Canes to the Playoff, according to the Mopes. On the way to
underachieving… Mario is going to
corch it up along the way. The Mopes’ aspirations for the Miami program are
more than being good under Mario; they want another Natty!
Mario couldn’t get a
loaded Oregon team to the playoff, and the Mopes say he isn’t the
guy to get Miami there! I can’t argue with their logic, Duck fans.
The Slurpers, who
slurp up all things
Mario, and say Mario coaching them to an
ACC Title and a
New Year’s Six bowl game, is
better than Miami has been in ages. The Slurpers aspire to
settle for Mario,
warts and all, and
pay him $80 million for that!
Ducks fan would
bet their money with the Mopes, as we have seen this story play out with Mario.
In 2019 Mario corched the Ducks to the
Pac-12 Championship and a
Rose Bowl win over Wisconsin. Along the way Mario corched Herbert in his senior year to
worse numbers than his sophomore year. Unfazed, Mario corched the Ducks to a late-season loss at ASU, who finished with a
4-5 record in the Pac-12, costing the Ducks a sure playoff spot!
This year Mario Cristobal will
regress TVD, lose a game to a team he
should beat, and will under-achieve — because Mario is a
corch. Duck fans will take joy in being
rid of Cristobal while they watch
Dan Lanning achieve what Mario couldn’t —
with Mario’s players!
The
icing on the cake for Duck fans will be when Mario has his first big corching moment,
and the Mopes come out from under the rocks for Mario with their knives out!
I know I’ll have my
popcorn right beside me while I watch the Miami fans go to war over Mario, and I’ll enjoy the
bloodbath. What do you think, Duck fans; is Mario going
corch it up? Share your thoughts in the
OBD FORUM!
The University of Miami hiring Mario Cristobal and bringing him home reads like a Disney feel-good story. But when we pull the curtain back, we find a toxic and...
fishduck.com