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On Farmer lol. When they tampered to get Jackson there in the first place

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Any truth to the twitter rumors that Darrell Jackson is looking to possibly portal out of F$U? Sounds like he can't get his transfer waiver signed without sitting out a year. Already seen a few tears starting to leak out lol
 
Any truth to the twitter rumors that Darrell Jackson is looking to possibly portal out of F$U? Sounds like he can't get his transfer waiver signed without sitting out a year. Already seen a few tears starting to leak out lol

Rumblings because his boyfriend Farmer may bolt. If Farmer stays IMO Jackson stays regardless of the waiver situation.
 
Rumblings because his boyfriend Farmer may bolt. If Farmer stays IMO Jackson stays regardless of the waiver situation.
If he does leave that sure says a lot about transferring out from the U for his sick momma. I guess she's all better now.
 
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Dear FSU Fans,

We are excited to announce that Joshua Farmer is returning to the FSU football team for at least one more fall semester. As a fan of Florida State University, you know that it is very costly to convince a young man from Gadsden County, Florida to make a major relocation to a directly adjacent county like Leon County, as well as keep him there for longer than he desires.

So with a heavy heart, we felt it was our duty to inform you that the FSU Athletic Department was forced to dip into its Emergency Contingency Bathroom Fund in order to pay Joshua Farmer $440,000 to play video games with FSU fans and take them on one-hour shopping sprees. As a result, we must delay our Doak Campbell Stadium bathroom renovations for another decade, but I know that the Seminole Nation is willing to make the sacrifice in order to keep Joshua Farmer in Tallahassee with his close personal friend Darrell Jackson.

Please understand, our head football coach Prison Mike Norvell did an extensive analysis on the impact of Joshua Farmer leaving FSU, and determined that it was appropriate to trade a ******* for a hitter.

I would like to ask you to support our newest capital fund-raising campaign to install modern plumbing in Doak Campbell Stadium, the "No Longer Dirty in 2030" effort. Donations of all sizes are welcome, and we look forward to a time when we are no longer ****ing away your contributions. In the meantime, we are taking steps to prevent bladder emergencies and UTIs by installing temporary facilities for your convenience.

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Thank you again for your continued support, and we continue to live by our famous FSU motto, "Unconstipated!".

Sincerely,

President Richard D. McCullough
 
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