Mario Cristobal, Your Seat is Officially Lukewarm

Don’t tempt me with a good time, señor.

I’m one of the OG Lane train slurpers. Never left. Withheld banter and clowning and rage from random slurpers that were offended someone could be viewed as a better HC than the lord and savior Cristobal himself.

His offense will recruit itself.
Don’t see it getting better for Mario, recruits just like fans were expecting results this year, “Hope Recruiting” has an expiration date and he’s past due, so now he’s going to offer little to nothing on the field as a coach and a severely diminished recruiting class I don’t see the positives in keeping him, but buyout money is the great negater in this, in my opinion they said they wanted to be competing with the elites prove it by saying adios to Mario.
 
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His biggest flaw is playing bully ball. He is blinded by the desire to be tuff... Last year he needed Cam to carry the team so the offense was open to him.. This year he felt safe with the defense and the cuffs went on the offense.

Next week should have been a restful game for the starters. The stands will be empty now...
On a more general basis, his biggest flaw is his IQ
 
Beck is a severally flawed and overrated QB. However, this loss was NOT on him. He sealed it but this loss was written LONG before OT. Dawson/Mirabal/Mario and taking the air out of the ball with slow, plodding, predictable, boneheaded playing are the issues. Sadly, there are not many QBs currently in CFB that can overcome our terrible offensive scheme.

Same scheme as last year. Ward made it the best in the country. Miami has a more experienced OL, more dynamic WRs, and comparable RBs. So ask yourself, why did it go from #1 in the country to this embarrassing mess? Dawson and Cristobal didn’t go back to the drawing board after last season and redesign the offense.
 
This is year 4-


No ACC championship or playoff spot-

With the players he has-

It’s telling he’s not a head coach -He’ll never be-

The self inflicted wounds year after year-losing to inferior talent-

Eventually he’s going to get fired-

If the team collapses in the next several games-

He needs to be fired sooner than later.
Why wait? What would be the reason for waiting? Waiting on what? Why would he be given any more time?? 4 years?? Time is up. Hire a real coach like Brohm or GT coach.
 
Same scheme as last year. Ward made it the best in the country.
Agree and it was all because Ward is one of the smartest QBs we've ever had that would audible in and out of plays and had the ability to make something out of nothing.

Ward would would've made Enos and Gattis' schemes Broyles award winning with our offensive roster.
 
Why wait? What would be the reason for waiting? Waiting on what? Why would he be given any more time?? 4 years?? Time is up. Hire a real coach like Brohm or GT coach.
Money brother,it's always money.We are not going to give him 48M to just go away.
 
Agree and it was all because Ward is one of the smartest QBs we've ever had that would audible in and out of plays and had the ability to make something out of nothing.

Ward would would've made Enos and Gattis' schemes Broyles award winning with our offensive roster.

Correct. Beck didn’t just start sucking this year. This is who he was at UGA. Only Miami fans seem surprised he hasn’t panned out.

We’re always a player away. Mendoza makes this team win #6. Last season I think J Smith makes us unstoppable, even with the defensive flaws. But he wasn’t a realistic option. Was always going to OSU. Mendoza is the QB that Mario would design on “create a player mode” including coming from his own Alma mater. But it’s just Miamis luck we miss out on the Columbus HS QB and pay a kings ransom for Beck.
 
Same scheme as last year. Ward made it the best in the country. Miami has a more experienced OL, more dynamic WRs, and comparable RBs. So ask yourself, why did it go from #1 in the country to this embarrassing mess? Dawson and Cristobal didn’t go back to the drawing board after last season and redesign the offense.
That and our center was much better than Brock. Martinez was an amazing after-contact RB and teams were afraid of the pass, so we got away with more on the ground.

Fletcher runs hard and broke plenty of tackles, but eventually telegraphing every short yardage and early down play will bite you in the ***.
 
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That and our center was much better than Brock. Martinez was an amazing after-contact RB and teams were afraid of the pass, so we got away with more on the ground.

Fletcher runs hard and broke plenty of tackles, but eventually telegraphing every short yardage and early down play will bite you in the ***.

I don’t think the drop off at center and RB was so great it explains the impotence of the offense. It wasn’t just good last year- it was historically great. To drop this much is almost inexplicable, except if you realize the difference in QBs.
 
It should be hot

Besides Cam ward what about this football team has been to the level it needs to be

We’re paying Mario a premium to be a consistent top 10 and top 5 program

And he’s not achieved that on the field or in recruiting, consistently
we were paying a premium, now $8.3M isnt gonna be much when Lane and others get $12M+ at EOY lol. Not defending mario to be clear, but coach salary inflation has been crazy
 
You can say whatever you want, we DO NOT have the talent to compete with the best programs. I agree with you on your other points.

I am simply saying, he is not bringing in the top tier talent as the big boys. Not even close actually. And even if he did, he would still lose games like todays because he is the biggest bum HC in all of P4.

I vehemently disagree. There are few, if any teams, with the OL and DL talent Miami has.
 
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Most folks don't believe their coach will get fired until they are getting fired. I've seen enough out of Mario to know he absolutely has to be ****ing money boosters off.
 
When he goes, the NIL collective dries up.

I don’t disagree that he needs to be on out to pasture, but the big $ is backing him…not the school.

Don’t forget that.
 
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