Longo hired as OC - Wisconsin

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Maybe he is too young or ugly or good or ready for a new job. Must have been something
 
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In the world of sharks and orcas (other coaches and ADs) who go out and hunt their prey,…….. we (under Mario), like the mighty stonefish. sits still at the bottom of the oceans….. and wait on some dumb ******* to get too close. TF we waiting on, Coach? ****!
 
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You think these programs watch us last season and said: “Man, it would be great to hire that Gattis guy away from Miami”


You think he's never going to get a job again?

Give it a rest. He had a bad year at a place that was a bad fit for him. What about all of the other years on his resume?

He'll get a job, if the ******* contingent of our fanbase would just shut their needy impatient mouths for a couple of weeks and let the guy get another job, without tipping off fanbases across the country that "Miami fans really hate this guy and will be happy to be rid of him".

Why can't we be like Michigan, and just let another program hire Gattis away from us? Because we have a lot of cvnty fans.
 
I'd bet the house there are a lot of folks who look at Miami as a two-decade dumpster fire and respect Josh Gates in the industry.

Successful career thus far at Vanderbilt and Penn State under James Franklin, co-offensive coordinator for a year at Alabama under Saban and three successful years at Michigan before he came south to Miami and found zero success on Mario's staff with Manny's losers.

Fans will **** and moan from their couches—and while I'd like to see Gattis replaced as he appears to be a bad fit at Miami—that doesn't mean his name is sullied in the coaching profession and there would be a lot of staffs who would take this guy in a minute.

Dan Enos landed at Cincinatti as assistant head coach and running backs coach in 2020 and has been Maryland's offensive coordinator the past two seasons, while Mark D'Onofrio did two years at Houston as defensive coordinator after Miami and was Wisconsin's linebackers coach this year.

There's one common suck-factor denominator here with all these coaches and it's been a poorly run Miami program that was penny pinching and not football-centered until last December.
Nobody respects Gattass
 
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