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Jeff Thomas sticking with Illinois. NOT!

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themistermazz said:
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Koala bear sees “Crocodile Dundee” movie and says “that’s what I want to do, go to America”. So he buys a ticket and flies to New York. Cab lets him off in Times Square, and hooker asks if he wants a date. He says “wow, just got here and already have a date!” Goes to her room and pretty much has his way with her. Gets up to leave and she says “hey, aren’t you forgetting something, I’m a hooker.” He says “hooker, what’s a hooker?” She says “there’s the dictionary, look it up”. Dictionary says “female prostitute, trades sexual favors for money.” He still heads to the door, and she says “hey, who do you think you are?” He says “I’m a koala bear.” She says “koala bear, what’s a koala bear?” He says there’s the dictionary, look it up.” Dictionary says “small furry marsupial, eats bush and leaves.”
 
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