He's, at ABSOLUTE worst, competent.
I'll take that. I was at Clemson in 2020. I was in Atlanta in 2021. I was in Orlando in 2019. WE LOST TO FIU, DUKE, AND LOUISIANA TECH IN 3 STRAIGHT ******* WEEKS. I've had enough. This is so ridiculous. Yes, Mario is far from a sure thing. But who in the name of all ******* things holy is a sure thing that is available to us? I love Lane Kiffin, but would anybody be shocked to turn on WSVN on a Wednesday morning and see him being led out of Scarlett's in handcuffs with a thong tied around his face and covered in cocaine??? I hope I'm there that night, by the way, but I don't coach at Miami. So, I'd LOVE him, but he's not a sure thing. Nobody is.
Yeah, Mario got blown out last week. Yes, he has had a few games where somehow they lost when they had the game all but won. But I just want to be competent, for once. I want to look prepared, one god**** time. I want to be tougher than someone else. We made Sam ******* Howell look like Earl Campbell. Just bring me someone who won't make me completely embarrassed to say I'm a supporter to Miami football. I'm almost certain Mario Cristobal can give that to us. A championship? I have no idea. But he won't be a laughingstock.