Gattis Sucks Bro Super Megathread

[DTP]

If only Mario had listened to you instead of the people who actually do this for a living.

Maybe he wouldn’t be 4-4 with blowout losses to Middle Tennessee and Duke?

 

[Empirical Cane]

Should have seen way more Jacurri in the second half than we did

So he could miss on more passes?

Or just act as another RB?

 

[MiamisMoperiestMopes]

I remember when Mike Locksley called him out for taking credit for play calling at Bama. You rarely see coaches criticize each other like that. The dude is a fraud, but Mario fell for the bull****.

Mario should have longer interviews and shouldn’t be so hasty for his next hire.

 

[Edward20]

If only Mario had listened to you instead of the people who actually do this for a living.

How many games of other teams per week do you think coaches actually watch? Or maybe they just saw that dormant and underachieving Michigan finally had a good year and MUST have been that young bright OC changing up the whole system like the tv announcers told us all season. Then the seaaon ended and reality came out. Validating him winning the Broyles because it was voted on by peers is the equivalent of saying the Coaches Top 25 Poll should determine the champion. None of them get to watch the games on Saturdays because they're kinda busy themselves

 

[CaneTime01]

How many games of other teams per week do you think coaches actually watch? Or maybe they just saw that dormant and underachieving Michigan finally had a good year and MUST have been that young bright OC changing up the whole system like the tv announcers told us all season. Then the seaaon ended and reality came out. Validating him winning the Broyles because it was voted on by peers is the equivalent of saying the Coaches Top 25 Poll should determine the champion. None of them get to watch the games on Saturdays because they're kinda busy themselves

All you need to know about that award is that Gattis and Tony Elliott have both won it. Anyone who watched that punt fest on Sat knows that award is meaningless

 

[sfcane2]

I remember when Mike Locksley called him out for taking credit for play calling at Bama. You rarely see coaches criticize each other like that. The dude is a fraud, but Mario fell for the bull****.

Locksley was all set to hire Gattis to be the OC at Maryland before Harbaugh came in and hired him. They had a falling out after that. The reality is that Gattis has never had an offense remotely this bad. Michigan hired him to implement a wide open “speed in space system” and it eventually evolved after the Covid season. Maybe Michigan just had dramatically more talent although the recruiting rankings don’t show it.

 

[X275]

Dude is straight cheeks, and I don't know if this is on Ponce, but both QBs so far stare down receivers as soon as the play starts. That **** is ridiculous

 

[Lokest]

Dude is straight cheeks, and I don't know if this is on Ponce, but both QBs so far stare down receivers as soon as the play starts. That **** is ridiculous

All our receivers are schemed within two feet of each other so if you look at one you look at them all. Part of what makes Gattis worthy of the $2 million price tag.

 

[DiegoCane]

If that’s true , that would make Mario part of the problem . In life you can make mistakes as long as you immediately recognize and correct them . If Gattis is on the staff next year I’m officially off the Mario bandwagon . Mind you , nobody is rooting harder for him than I am . I went to CCHS, my son currently goes to CCHS, and many of my lifetime friends are from CCHS….but I can tell you many of us share this same opinion . Mario has had an issue identifying good OC’s for a while now . I sincerely hope he seeks some outside help when the next decision hopefully comes up this off-season

Of course Mario is part of the problem with the offense. He’s an offense killer.

Oregon scored 40+ 12 times in 48 games with Mario. 27 of those games he had Justin Herbert.

Oregon has scored 40+ 7 out of 8 games this year with Bo Nix.

Mario needs to evolve. It cost him a bunch of winnable games at Oregon and it will continue here.

 

[Cribby]

1 and done

 

[hoops156]

Locksley was all set to hire Gattis to be the OC at Maryland before Harbaugh came in and hired him. They had a falling out after that. The reality is that Gattis has never had an offense remotely this bad. Michigan hired him to implement a wide open “speed in space system” and it eventually evolved after the Covid season. Maybe Michigan just had dramatically more talent although the recruiting rankings don’t show it.

gattis has zero feel for the game.

Michigan also gave forced help onto him (who are now their Co-OCs full-time) which produced the only good offense they've had under him

 

[Genghis Cane]

1 and done

 

[hoops156]

Dude is straight cheeks, and I don't know if this is on Ponce, but both QBs so far stare down receivers as soon as the play starts. That **** is ridiculous

ponce needs to go too

 

[MDOcane]

1 and done

 

[MPCane17]

1 and done

 

[NC_Canes_11]

*6 against UVA*

Don’t give him credit for doing nothing in OT

 

[RiDLer80]

Figured I throw this in here instead of starting a new thread.

Miami has 12 passing TDs on the season (including Bethune)

Jalin Hyatt has 14 receiving TDs by himself this season at Tennessee.

 

[canes1996]

ponce needs to go too

I’m kinda with this as well. If Gattis goes but only to promote Ponce…that would be disappointing. I haven’t seen any of the QBs look “coached up” this year and that’s his purview currently.

 

[TipDrill]

He wants to be a HC and this year hasn’t been good for that goal. Whether he’s fired or leaves willingly I’d expect him to be gone. He won’t be UM OC next year I think that’s pretty clear.

 

[MaketheUgreatagain]

1 and done

any chance he can ride right now and we give ponce a shot lmao? Can't get worse