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Can someone explain why Enos and Gattis deliver such putrid offensive performances at UM but had really potent offenses at Arkansas, Michigan and Maryland? Maryland is 28th in total offense this year and Gattis was 16th last year in a much more difficult conference. I can see the argument that Michigan was a lot more talented but I don’t understand how Enos can make it work at Maryland with a big talent deficit. At what position group is Maryland more talented than UM? Enos put up 28 points against Michigan who has a much better defense than anyone we will face.
 
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It's not uncommon for an incompetent coordinator to be fired mid-season. ****, Mac Brown fired Manny mid-season. lol

I have to believe that Gattis got exposed this season. I'm curious as to what his next job will be. Will he get another Power 5 Coordinator job or will he have to step down a level?
 
SFbayCane said:
It's not uncommon for an incompetent coordinator to be fired mid-season. ****, Mac Brown fired Manny mid-season. lol

I have to believe that Gattis got exposed this season. I'm curious as to what his next job will be. Will he get another Power 5 Coordinator job or will he have to step down a level?
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Some team would definitely hire him, lol. I mean Enos has a OC gig at a decent P5 program. He might have to take a gap year but he’ll get hired.
 
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jackedaround said:
This is enough Mario. Pull the cord. Do not wait. Fire him. If Enos wasn't good enough for Manny then Gattis should not be for you. Just look below at this. It is appalling. We are running **** near 80 plays and cant muster any better result on a yards per play basis. Our passing game is less explosive. We score less in the 1st quarter, less in the 1st half and we don't protect the QB at all.

TL/DR - Gattis is Enos 2.0 and may be worse...

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Whoa! And Enos sucked more than a Black Hole . . .

Crap doesn't smell any sweeter with time . . .
 
SFbayCane said:
It's not uncommon for an incompetent coordinator to be fired mid-season. ****, Mac Brown fired Manny mid-season. lol

I have to believe that Gattis got exposed this season. I'm curious as to what his next job will be. Will he get another Power 5 Coordinator job or will he have to step down a level?
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Barber College?

Towel boy at a San Franciso Bath House?

Fork Lift Operator at a Marina?
 
C2l3w1 said:
Our offense is that dude that spits all that game to get her in the sack and turns out to be a virgin.
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This offense? Nah… More like the old guy that gets the young hot chick wit game, takes her to the crib, grabs the viagra bottle only to realize that muhfucca is empty.
 
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252cane said:
The passing game at Michigan wasn’t good. They ran the ball 60% of the time
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Not only that, Gattis was NOT the main play caller last year. This has been talked about on other threads this year. Harbaugh brought in 2 other guys last season (which are now the full time OC/play caller this season) because he had been unhappy with Gattis’ play calling and scheme.
 
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Yay Mario

hes a Miami guy

great job manny, I mean Mario

sad to say but Manny’s team would hang 60+ on this team.

some of the worst football I’ve seen in awhile
 
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