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[mirvin88]

Might need to bring some Reddit into this thread.

Discussion thread re: ESPNs top 10 returning CFB QBs (spoiler: Cam Ward is 10th).

 

[USNAVYCANE]

wtf why do they recruit such fat *** players?

Gainesville is full of fat hillbillies, so it makes it easier for the fan base to connect with the players

 

[SpikeUM]

It's even more complicated than that.

When you BUY OUT a coach who is already under contract, you have to pay the GROSSED UP income-tax value of the buyout. If another coach had a $10M buyout, he needs $10M AFTER-TAX to buy himself out of his contract. Thus, you have to pay the coach $15M so that he will have $10M AFTER-TAX to pay his former employer.

I've said it before, with what Florida will need to spend in "commitments" to a new coach willing to take over that ****-hole, the number will likely exceed $100M. I realize that they already built the new Athletic Department facility, and the updates to The Swamp are astronomical, but the new coach is going to ask for various expenditures for recruiting that go beyond "Dave & Busters" and "rental G-wagons".

If they target Lanning as an example, their income tax is 8%

 

[Brains]

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We've grown.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

I don't actually believe Watson got heavier. I just think FU finally got smart and borrowed a scale from their agriculture program...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

You’ll be pleased to know this list doesn’t even include 2024 svelte signee Michai Boireau arriving at 390. Look forward to him adding atleast another 100 pounds of “muscle”

We need to be nice to Michai, he's a Miami legacy.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

If they target Lanning as an example, their income tax is 8%

Federal rate too. Freakin' brutal.

Gators are going to try to save money by hiring Prison Mike Norvell...

 

[dk72]

Watson arriving to his offseason lift session…..

Uh oh, big mamma video. Gonna get Paranos all hot and bothered!!

 

[JamesQuall]

The cherry on top is the McDonald's ad right in the middle of them complaining about him being too fat.

I was afraid CiS was going to miss that gem.

A thread about fat people getting fatter and there's an advertisement for 2600 calories for $6.

We truly are living in a simulation and the programmers have a sense of humor

 

[TRick72]

wtf why do they recruit such fat *** players?

I believe Paranos may be on staff

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I was afraid CiS was going to miss that gem.

A thread about fat people getting fatter and there's an advertisement for 2600 calories for $6.

We truly are living in a simulation and the programmers have a sense of humor

2600 calories? That's an amuse bouche for Desmond Fatson...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I believe Paranos may be on staff

 

[Brains]

Apparently 6400 calories a day just won't suffice.

 

[Brains]

Desmond Fatterson.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Desmond Fatterson.

Desmond Fattestsonofabitchtoeverplaycollegefootball.

And you can fit that name on his jersey.

 

[Silentobserver]

Desmond Fattestsonofabitchtoeverplaycollegefootball.

And you can fit that name on his jersey.

With room to spare

 

[JD08]

TCU had a 455 lb offensive lineman last year. I guess UF just want to be first at something.

 

[Brains]

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

TCU had a 455 lb offensive lineman last year. I guess UF just want to be first at something.

That would be Brione "Big Bubba" Ramsey-Brooks. Fun fact: he played one season of HS football in the same classification as Watson and their schools played one another in a playoff game. Took a minute, but I went on the Google machine and was able to find some film from that matchup.

 

[USNAVYCANE]

Mertz talking **** ?