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[TRick72]

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374 pounds of All muscle???

 

[TRick72]

You’ll be pleased to know this list doesn’t even include 2024 svelte signee Michai Boireau arriving at 390. Look forward to him adding atleast another 100 pounds of “muscle”

 

[KANE]

Wtf? How do you have a guy knocking on the door to 500 pounds on your football team? That dude is an easy 100 pounds too fat to be an effective nose tackle. They were 79th against the run last year so he’s definitely not having an impact anywhere but the cafeteria

Bruh….. 465lbs?! They serious? That can’t be real. This dude is only 135lbs away from a **** reality show! How the **** u playing college football and can star in “My 600lb Life” at the same **** time? This kid needs help.

 

[423Hurricane]

Finebum’s a twit but he ain’t wrong with this take

 

[TRick72]

Watson arriving to his offseason lift session…..

 

[KANE]

Watson arriving to his offseason lift session…..

Bruh… I hate myself for laughing at this ****! Kid’s gonna be the 1st player in NCAA history to qualify for gastric bypass surgery…. WHILE STILL PLAYING college football. Unreal!!!

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Bruh… I hate myself for laughing at this ****! Kid’s gonna be the 1st player in NCAA history to qualify for gastric bypass surgery…. WHILE STILL PLAYING college football. Unreal!!!

Shands is opening a new wing to specialize in this type of surgery...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

374 pounds of All muscle???

Graham Hall has 374 pounds of fat stuffed into his cranium where his brain is supposed to be.

 

[SCarolina Ibis]

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The cherry on top is the McDonald's ad right in the middle of them complaining about him being too fat.

 

[mirvin88]

You’ll be pleased to know this list doesn’t even include 2024 svelte signee Michai Boireau arriving at 390. Look forward to him adding atleast another 100 pounds of “muscle”

wtf why do they recruit such fat *** players?

 

[Calicane02]

Graham Hall has 374 pounds of fat stuffed into his cranium where his brain is supposed to be.

It's all in his fro

 

[Calicane02]

wtf why do they recruit such fat *** players?

I always joke with my brother about this, you see someone 325+, hs or portal, florida is ALWAYS recruiting them heavy

 

[DTP]

Remember when we used to think Golden was fattening up players? That’s lightweight compared to Billy’s plan.

On a side note: according to UF’s 247 reporters, I am built like The Rock.

 

[cf3000]

If I knew how to do it,
And Desmond's getting larger!

 

[mirvin88]

Might need to bring some Reddit into this thread.

Discussion thread re: ESPNs top 10 returning CFB QBs (spoiler: Cam Ward is 10th).

 

[USNAVYCANE]

wtf why do they recruit such fat *** players?

Gainesville is full of fat hillbillies, so it makes it easier for the fan base to connect with the players

 

[SpikeUM]

It's even more complicated than that.

When you BUY OUT a coach who is already under contract, you have to pay the GROSSED UP income-tax value of the buyout. If another coach had a $10M buyout, he needs $10M AFTER-TAX to buy himself out of his contract. Thus, you have to pay the coach $15M so that he will have $10M AFTER-TAX to pay his former employer.

I've said it before, with what Florida will need to spend in "commitments" to a new coach willing to take over that ****-hole, the number will likely exceed $100M. I realize that they already built the new Athletic Department facility, and the updates to The Swamp are astronomical, but the new coach is going to ask for various expenditures for recruiting that go beyond "Dave & Busters" and "rental G-wagons".

If they target Lanning as an example, their income tax is 8%

 

[Brains]

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We've grown.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

I don't actually believe Watson got heavier. I just think FU finally got smart and borrowed a scale from their agriculture program...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

You’ll be pleased to know this list doesn’t even include 2024 svelte signee Michai Boireau arriving at 390. Look forward to him adding atleast another 100 pounds of “muscle”

We need to be nice to Michai, he's a Miami legacy.