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[JD08]

They told Desmond Fatson to eat more chicken, so he did.


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[mirvin88]

Never lost in all of this is how awful UFs staff writers are on their sites. “All muscle” bro

 

[HurricanePhilly]

Do you realize what he has to consume in a day to maintain that weight. I mean he is a college athlete so he is somewhat active. He burns a lot yet still must take in 10k calories a day. Unless they just tell him to sit still until he is called in…

 

[TheOriginalCane]

This is a little insensitive but a serious question/concern... at what point are they concerned about a Damar Hamlin type incident? I guess a little different as it would be non-contact most likely... the kid has to be at insanely high risk of going into cardiac arrest. Playing in pads in late August in the middle of the swamp...

Lucky for him we still huddle. A little tempo and he's in a casket.

The kid weighs more than Damar Hamlin and Bronny James combined.

This will not end well.

 

[TRick72]

They must have an awesome S&C and training table setup. What are they feeding these guys, sticks of butter and buckets of mayo? No way that guy should be cleared by medical to play at that weight. Couple others aren’t far behind.

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“Training table brought to you by Golden Corral”

 

[TRick72]

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374 pounds of All muscle???

 

[TRick72]

You’ll be pleased to know this list doesn’t even include 2024 svelte signee Michai Boireau arriving at 390. Look forward to him adding atleast another 100 pounds of “muscle”

 

[KANE]

Wtf? How do you have a guy knocking on the door to 500 pounds on your football team? That dude is an easy 100 pounds too fat to be an effective nose tackle. They were 79th against the run last year so he’s definitely not having an impact anywhere but the cafeteria

Bruh….. 465lbs?! They serious? That can’t be real. This dude is only 135lbs away from a **** reality show! How the **** u playing college football and can star in “My 600lb Life” at the same **** time? This kid needs help.

 

[423Hurricane]

Finebum’s a twit but he ain’t wrong with this take

 

[TRick72]

Watson arriving to his offseason lift session…..

 

[KANE]

Watson arriving to his offseason lift session…..

Bruh… I hate myself for laughing at this ****! Kid’s gonna be the 1st player in NCAA history to qualify for gastric bypass surgery…. WHILE STILL PLAYING college football. Unreal!!!

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Bruh… I hate myself for laughing at this ****! Kid’s gonna be the 1st player in NCAA history to qualify for gastric bypass surgery…. WHILE STILL PLAYING college football. Unreal!!!

Shands is opening a new wing to specialize in this type of surgery...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

374 pounds of All muscle???

Graham Hall has 374 pounds of fat stuffed into his cranium where his brain is supposed to be.

 

[SCarolina Ibis]

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The cherry on top is the McDonald's ad right in the middle of them complaining about him being too fat.

 

[mirvin88]

You’ll be pleased to know this list doesn’t even include 2024 svelte signee Michai Boireau arriving at 390. Look forward to him adding atleast another 100 pounds of “muscle”

wtf why do they recruit such fat *** players?

 

[Calicane02]

Graham Hall has 374 pounds of fat stuffed into his cranium where his brain is supposed to be.

It's all in his fro

 

[Calicane02]

wtf why do they recruit such fat *** players?

I always joke with my brother about this, you see someone 325+, hs or portal, florida is ALWAYS recruiting them heavy

 

[DTP]

Remember when we used to think Golden was fattening up players? That’s lightweight compared to Billy’s plan.

On a side note: according to UF’s 247 reporters, I am built like The Rock.

 

[cf3000]

If I knew how to do it,
And Desmond's getting larger!

 

[mirvin88]

Might need to bring some Reddit into this thread.

Discussion thread re: ESPNs top 10 returning CFB QBs (spoiler: Cam Ward is 10th).