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RVACane said:
There’s something in here about his weight. I think it’s an error.

Do you believe this depth chart is real or Billy playing games?

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Everyone plays games with the kid's weight, and it isn't good for him. I think there was a prior article saying the scale only goes up to 439 pounds, so, what, he LOST 4 pounds? Or, like the LSU football field, do they just mark in increments of 5 instead of 10?

Between the coaches and the writers and the pictures and the published depth charts, I don't believe any of it. Look at this article from Gaytor Country. Now, the writer ACKNOWLEDGES that Watson's weight was accurately-stated as 449 pounds on February 27th. But then, he acts like THIRTEEN DAYS LATER, you could notice a significant weight differential. The writer does not say that Fatson gained or lost a lot of weight, but March 11 was the beginning of UiF's Spring Break, so Fatson probably had a few walk-through practices before this and might have been in "weight loss mode". So this writer is trying to imply that Fatson lost a visibly-noticeable amount of weight in 13 days.

Yeah...I'm not buying it.

And then we had those recent "skinny Fatson" pictures, but now he is listed at 435 again.

Ridiculous.

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KANE said:
Would the gurney hold up?
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If that poor kid collapses at midfield against Utah, they are going to need a chopper to airlift him off the field. They haven't invented a gurney or golf cart that can haul a 500 pound load like that without tipping over.

Desmond Fatson is 75% of the way to his 600 Pound Life.


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TheOriginalCane said:
Everyone plays games with the kid's weight, and it isn't good for him. I think there was a prior article saying the scale only goes up to 439 pounds, so, what, he LOST 4 pounds? Or, like the LSU football field, do they just mark in increments of 5 instead of 10?

Between the coaches and the writers and the pictures and the published depth charts, I don't believe any of it. Look at this article from Gaytor Country. Now, the writer ACKNOWLEDGES that Watson's weight was accurately-stated as 449 pounds on February 27th. But then, he acts like THIRTEEN DAYS LATER, you could notice a significant weight differential. The writer does not say that Fatson gained or lost a lot of weight, but March 11 was the beginning of UiF's Spring Break, so Fatson probably had a few walk-through practices before this and might have been in "weight loss mode". So this writer is trying to imply that Fatson lost a visibly-noticeable amount of weight in 13 days.

Yeah...I'm not buying it.

And then we had those recent "skinny Fatson" pictures, but now he is listed at 435 again.

Ridiculous.

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I was talking about Kimball. His weight was listed as 285 and he’s a CB. It’s an error.
 
TheOriginalCane said:
If that poor kid collapses at midfield against Utah, they are going to need a chopper to airlift him off the field. They haven't invented a gurney or golf cart that can haul a 500 pound load like that without tipping over.

Desmond Fatson is 75% of the way to his 600 Pound Life.


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Bruh seriously,..... after seeing this pic, I don't know whether to laugh, cry, throw up, or just smh. That's fucced up! But the bolded is are facts!
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
If that poor kid collapses at midfield against Utah, they are going to need a chopper to airlift him off the field. They haven't invented a gurney or golf cart that can haul a 500 pound load like that without tipping over.

Desmond Fatson is 75% of the way to his 600 Pound Life.


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My dear fellow, put a spoiler on that **** 🤮
 
Mikeiavelli said:
So they left town early because of the hurricane. They went to Texas. It's like God was trying to tell them, you need to go to Utah early and acclimate to the altitude, yet Billy boy gonna Billy boy.
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Man, why you gotta do Billy like that? He has it on EXCELLENT authority that you have to get in and out of Utah as quickly as possible, no matter what anyone else with an ounce of brains tries to tell him...
 
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Mikeiavelli said:
So they left town early because of the hurricane. They went to Texas. It's like God was trying to tell them, you need to go to Utah early and acclimate to the altitude, yet Billy boy gonna Billy boy.
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Good Lord, are you ******* kidding me? They go to flat ***, Texas?

The moniker Sling Blade surely fits.

They were literally provided a God-given arrow to go to a high-altitude location a few days early, and then went to all the trouble of going to the tumbleweed plains. Nice going there, Sling blade.
 
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