Tears Gator Tears

[TheOriginalCane]

So they left town early because of the hurricane. They went to Texas. It's like God was trying to tell them, you need to go to Utah early and acclimate to the altitude, yet Billy boy gonna Billy boy.

Man, why you gotta do Billy like that? He has it on EXCELLENT authority that you have to get in and out of Utah as quickly as possible, no matter what anyone else with an ounce of brains tries to tell him...

 

[Cajuncane]

Billy thinking if they stay in the upper floors of the hotel that ought to do it…

 

[halocanex]

Prayer circle... May the hurricane spare hotel Eleo and its neighboring retention pond to retain it's beauty and splendor to wow all future Gator recruiting visitors for years to come.

 

[Canes Legacy]

Forced myself to watch swamp kings. Thought it was cliche and predictable. 99% fluff.

 

[JD08]

Forced myself to watch swamp kings. Thought it was cliche and predictable. 99% fluff.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

So they left town early because of the hurricane. They went to Texas. It's like God was trying to tell them, you need to go to Utah early and acclimate to the altitude, yet Billy boy gonna Billy boy.

Good Lord, are you ******* kidding me? They go to flat ***, Texas?

The moniker Sling Blade surely fits.

They were literally provided a God-given arrow to go to a high-altitude location a few days early, and then went to all the trouble of going to the tumbleweed plains. Nice going there, Sling blade.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Forced myself to watch swamp kings. Thought it was cliche and predictable. 99% fluff.

HBO's 'BS High' doc is somehow more truthful than 'Swamp Kings'

Only one of these documentaries treats their audience like intelligent adults.

deadspin.com

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Good Lord, are you ******* kidding me? They go to flat ***, Texas?

The moniker Sling Blade surely fits.

They were literally provided a God-given arrow to go to a high-altitude location a few days early, and then went to all the trouble of going to the tumbleweed plains. Nice going there, Sling blade.

But but but, somebody told him to "get in and get out quickly". Somebody told him.

Good lord, Slingblade Billy reminds me of the gullibility and naivete of the Will Ferrell character in Elf, who believes that the "World's Best Cup of Coffee" sign at a coffee shop in NYC is literally true.

 

[305407cane]

HBO's 'BS High' doc is somehow more truthful than 'Swamp Kings'

Only one of these documentaries treats their audience like intelligent adults.

deadspin.com

Yeah this was some of the craziest tv I’ve watched in a bit

 

[Katzenboyer]

Rumors circulating on Twitter that Cam Rising won't play tomorrow night for Utah.

 

[DC3]

Prayer circle... May the hurricane spare hotel Eleo and its neighboring retention pond to retain it's beauty and splendor to wow all future Gator recruiting visitors for years to come.

Can’t forget the Dave and Busters

 

[DC3]

Watson might die on the field tomorrow with that altitude difference.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

Watson might die on the field tomorrow with that altitude difference.

 

[oso4lyf]

Cam Rising not expected to play tomorrow.

 

[mirvin88]

Forced myself to watch swamp kings. Thought it was cliche and predictable. 99% fluff.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Forced myself to watch swamp kings. Thought it was cliche and predictable. 99% fluff.

Four hours of your life that you can never get back.

You could have made 100 or 200 posts in that time...

 

[canesbrah]

I’m climbing Everest. Just gonna get in, get out.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I’m climbing Everest. Just gonna get in, get out.

Smart man.

Have you ever considered a future in coaching football in Hogtown?

 

[Hegemon]

I've been told Mertz is winning the Heisman by gators.

This true?

 

[DTP]

Let’s give ole Billy a break. This is the gator’s first non conference road game outside of Florida in 32 years. It’s not like they know what the **** they’re doing.