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[TheOriginalCane]

yo 439 wtf lol
UF with officially the worst nutrition program in CFB

By the way, I wasn't making that **** up about the UiF scale only going to 439. It's the truth, there was an article about it. No exaggeration.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

i can ...if you eat nothing but cinnamon buns and publix cakes left over from recruit visits

Hotel Aleo had Desmond Fatson on their summer housekeeping staff. Now it all makes sense...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

That’s the easiest way to make him a non-factor! As soon as you see him on the field, you go hurry up, after the 1st Q, he’s going to be out for the game passed out!

If you run a triple reverse, Desmond Fatson will fall down from exhaustion...

 

[TakeitinDiaz]

If you run a triple reverse, Desmond Fatson will fall down from exhaustion...

I believe his heart explodes if you run the annexation of Puerto Rico

 

[jwcane97]

All kidding aside, that young man needs a nutrionist, something, anything to help him. I can tell you that kid is a heart attack or stroke on the field waiting to happen. They absolutely cannot let that kid on the field. That is borderline negligence.

 

[Brains]

415 to 439?! BREHHHH!?!?! TF?! My ***** playing football at 400lbs…. and then he gained more weight? Holy ****!

Considering his level of athletic activity, you're talking about 6400 calories a day to continue to gain weight. It's unbelievable.

 

[KANE]

Considering his level of athletic activity, you're talking about 6400 calories a day to continue to gain weight. It's unbelievable.

Bruh, he may be throwing down close to 10,000 calories a day. He’s added **** near 30lbs on a 415lb frame. While going through some semblance of football workouts. That’s not easy to do.

 

[Brains]

Bruh, he may be throwing down close to 10,000 calories a day. He’s added **** near 30lbs on a 415lb frame. While going through some semblance of football workouts. That’s not easy to do.

It's wild, man. Absolutely wild.

 

[KANE]

It's wild, man. Absolutely wild.

Breh!!!!! Wild is an understatement.

 

[561Cane]

They’re going 4-8. Yes, Mertz is that bad. I expect a decent sized loss to Utah to open the season. At best they’re 3-4 going into the bye before UGA makes them 3-5.

I’ll be at the Old Key Lime House in Lantana the day UGA destroys the gaytor..Gaytor bar and I’ll be enjoying life! Anyone want to join as game draws near let me know..we can have a Canes contingency representing..

 

[sandimas0912]

I’ll be at the Old Key Lime House in Lantana the day UGA destroys the gaytor..Gaytor bar and I’ll be enjoying life! Anyone want to join as game draws near let me know..we can have a Canes contingency representing..

Only one view better than the water off of Old Key Lime House - and that’s the water off of Old Key Lime House while all the Gator fans there are watching their team get its *** kicked.

 

[supacane]

I’ll be at the Old Key Lime House in Lantana the day UGA destroys the gaytor..Gaytor bar and I’ll be enjoying life! Anyone want to join as game draws near let me know..we can have a Canes contingency representing..

U live in Lake Worth or Boynton?

 

[joseermonfils]

I know we love to laugh at the gator but that kid is very sad he seems to have a real health issue or something

 

[WaterburyCane]

I know we make love to laugh at the gator but that kid is very sad he seems to have a real health issue or something

Jose? You sure this is what you wanted to say to the board?

 

[joseermonfils]

Jose? You sure this is what you wanted to say to the board?

Lmao let me delete it

 

[WaterburyCane]

Lmao let me delete it

Please dont lol

 

[joseermonfils]

Please dont lol

lol **** nah too late

 

[Cajuncane]

All kidding aside, that young man needs a nutrionist, something, anything to help him. I can tell you that kid is a heart attack or stroke on the field waiting to happen. They absolutely cannot let that kid on the field. That is borderline negligence.

First thing he’s got to understand and admit to is he has a problem…..but the **** coaches keep telling him he’s a star in the making so he just keeps eating..

 

[HurricanePhilly]

 

[Jaxson Villain]

Not sure how accurate this is but…Ain’t no way that kid is still gaining weight

That man is gonna catch his team a “too many men on the field” flag if he gains any more weight.