Tears Gator Tears

[Brains]

This is what makes gator tears so great. It’s not just guys complaining about coaches or players. Every message board has that. Gator tears has a woven tapestry of fan fiction where everything bad that happens for them is actually good and everyone who’s not a gator secretly wishes they were. It’s where someone can just make up a story without any hint of evidence and it automatically becomes true. It’s a place where your team can lose every good player off a 6 win team but they’re going to be better now.

What makes Gator tears great is **** them mother****in gators.

 

[Brains]

Great example was Chick-fil-Jay. The caught him being wrong multiple times and he's a known liar on the board, but they'll still reference commits he told them were imminent when saying Miami stole recruits from them.

It's actually an incredible study in willful ignorance

Pants down.

 

[Cajuncane]

Pants down.

Stupidity is what I call it..but hey they’re turds….but hey any group of people that fix and eat Mac and cheese with mayo can’t realistically be figured on to have much if any common sense…

 

[Canes2082]

@TrumpyCane … get his ***

 

[da truth]

These trailer clowns talk about Henderson not being “SEC material“.

JFC, virtually no one on their roster is “SEC material“. The turds are Vanderbilt level bad.

None of Floridas qb’s are p5 or g5 material so they should stfu

 

[RVACane]

Since this should also be posted in here. The honest ones know Henderson was misused there and bolted rather than be wasted by Billy.

 

[Crystal Ball]

I would cheer for Hitler if he were playing against the Gators.

 

[supacane]

I would cheer for Hitler if he were playing against the Gators.

Dont go that far bro. For real.

 

[RVACane]

I would cheer for Hitler if he were playing against the Gators.

Yeah… I’m gonna have to skip this one because - you know - don’t tell anyone but…

Spoiler: I’m pretty much 100%

 

[RVACane]

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I would cheer for Hitler if he were playing against the Gators.

 

[mirvin88]

Lol I love that guy nonchalantly “staff was talking to Pratts camp weeks before the portal officially opened”

So, tampering?

 

[mirvin88]

Can’t wait for Jean to bolt after this year back to Miami.

 

[Crystal Ball]

Yeah… I’m gonna have to skip this one because - you know - don’t tell anyone but…

Spoiler: I’m pretty much 100%

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Yeah… I’m gonna have to skip this one because - you know - don’t tell anyone but…

Spoiler: I’m pretty much 100%

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I’m sorry bro I actually saw a 76ers fan say this about the Celtics last night and I thought it was really funny so I stole it.

I see the error in my ways and I apologize if I offended.

 

[theribdoctor]

Yeah… I’m gonna have to skip this one because - you know - don’t tell anyone but…

Spoiler: I’m pretty much 100%

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same.

 

[DTP]

Their savior, the guy who chased Henderson off the roster, is Andy Jean. A guy who would have been our 3rd best WR recruit in a bad WR class. A guy who just barely broke the 4 star minimum threshold.

 

[RVACane]

Their savior, the guy who chased Henderson off the roster, is Andy Jean. A guy who would have been our 3rd best WR recruit in a bad WR class. A guy who just barely broke the 4 star minimum threshold.

This is true but if I recall, we thought he was a really good route runner and better than his ranking.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Their savior, the guy who chased Henderson off the roster, is Andy Jean. A guy who would have been our 3rd best WR recruit in a bad WR class. A guy who just barely broke the 4 star minimum threshold.

And they are acting like spring practice, a timeframe notorious for light work and half-assed scrimmages, is some incredible and reliable indicator that Jean will be a great player IN THE SEC as a true freshman.

Gaytor hopium is powerful and addictive.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

This is true but if I recall, we thought he was a really good route runner and better than his ranking.

That's fine. But they are talking about a true freshman who has 15 practice sessions under his belt. Some in shells. And they are CERTAIN...already...that Jean is better than Henderson.

It's just hilarious.

 

[DTP]

This is true but if I recall, we thought he was a really good route runner and better than his ranking.

He's solid but if he was here, I wouldn't be counting on him to contribute much this year. They're expecting him to be the second coming and he's really just a rotational player at best at this point.