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[colperm]

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"Congrats on getting your post screenshotted" actually made me laugh out loud

 

[Cryptical Envelopment]

The problem is there’s 374 four star rated players on 247. There’s a huge gap between low four star guys and borderline five star guys.

Example: UF commit Creed Whittemore is the 408th best player in the country according to 247. If you just look at stars and not ranking positions, he’s the same level as Jayden Wayne the 43rd best player in the country.

Our rosters over the years have been loaded with these borderline 4 star guys and we always wonder why they’re not panning out as well as the 4 star guys Ohio State and Alabama sign. It’s because there’s a HUGE talent gap between guys at the top of the list and guys at the bottom

My brother. Welcome to the team. PREACH!

 

[RVACane]

We have elite, 5* Maudes that won’t allow that sh*t!l as well as 5* snitches.

We are just better than them in every facet of life and pretend life

I think we’ll let em in here for a lil bit if they want to cry why we suck. Lol

 

[colperm]

I think we’ll let em in here for a lil bit if they want to cry why we suck. Lol

Seems like an opportune time to extend an olive branch, if you will...

 

[cway313]

 

[Hoyacane1620]

Note to self: NEVER, EVER read Gator Tears in a public place......

People think i've lost my mind I've been cackling so hard.....

 

[Cajuncane]

Somehow this actually is true I think. Ok. We’ll remove the mullet. I was just trying to give us some options.

One of those colored spiked Mohawks might be nice..

 

[Pradege]

Topic just keeps on delivering.

 

[cway313]

Billy knew Miami was comin.

 

[PIPO]

 

[Hoyacane1620]

Hugagator:

"when can we ever get to a happy medium, somewhere between bleach and boner?"

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[cway313]

 

[cway313]

@IndayArtHauz is that you?

 

[pfallstars]

Note to self: NEVER, EVER read Gator Tears in a public place......

People think i've lost my mind I've been cackling so hard.....

It's been said thousands of times here, but jfc this thread DELIVERS. I can't stop laughing. The reference to not being able to get mustard out of your shirt **** near killed me.

 

[CanesFiend]

We have elite, 5* Maudes that won’t allow that sh*t!l as well as 5* snitches.

We are just better than them in every facet of life and pretend life

I say let them come. What are they going to post?

"WE GOT STUFFED AGAIN BUT LMAO RENTAL STADIUM!!!"
"BILLY GETTING REKT BUT Y'ALL AIN'T GOT AN ACC TITLE ROFFLLLL"
"I'M NOT RACIST, I LOVE MY CUBAN HOUSEKEEPER!"

I'm shook just thinking about their zingers.

 

[Caned Peach]

UiF recruiting under G5 Billy:

 

[Dwinstitles]

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we have become Gods lol, we bama like right now

 

[oso4lyf]

Can someone answer me what meaningful games have been played at that dumpster stadium vs the ones that were played at Hard Rock?

 

[Hurracanes]

Can someone answer me what meaningful games have been played at that dumpster stadium vs the ones that were played at Hard Rock?

To each his own but I rather lease at Miami Beach than own in Hialeah.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

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In typical Gaytor fashion, the Gaytor PORSTERS turned this into the Myth of Mustard Flipping to Florida well before it was an actual thing.

And the Maudes knew and never poured water on the fire. Instead, it turned into a 5-alarm blaze and the Gaytor fans are SHOCKED that they are getting burned.

All because they believed in, and repeated, a MYTH.