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Uhhhh...

It DID, in fact, come from one recurring source...

UM's massive revenues. It's right there in our financial statements. One massive recurring source.

Feel free to ask how much money John Ruiz donated to paying Dan Radakovich and Mario and Mario's assistants. I'll wait...

UM revenue...it's yuuuuuuuuuuge...
 
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Fortunately, Mario has a Swampa$$ 247 account and was able to decipher the "Mustard" references. He then jumped into action, much like Nick Saban after he spots an Ivins crystal ball, and refused to let Dijon out of his sight until he agreed to visit Miami.

Because the ONLY reason Mario wants him is because Slingblade Billy wants him...

All of that must be true.
 
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