Tears Gator Tears

[TheOriginalCane]

Isn’t it very difficult to hire a staff of P5 recruiting aces to fill your 1st P5 staff? Their best, if not only hope, was the bags.

They got lucky when Raymond fell in their laps… but not even he is able to overcome the G5 staff coupled w the G5 NIL game.. which tells us that delicious tears be flowing for YEARS!!

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I'm not arguing about whether one method or the other was easier, that all may be true.

But they certainly seemed CAPABLE of hiring great recruiters. They were in the running for Jajuan Seider. If it requires giving him a million a year, DO IT. Don't give that money to Rob Sale, what has he ever done? They almost had Tosh Lupoi. WHY DID THEY FAIL TO HIRE LUPOI? That's a case where you MUST land that guy, if only for his recruiting acumen. Pay that man his money. Patrick Toney and Sean Spencer don't deserve Lupoi money.

I can't name every name, and maybe @RVACane can help me out, but the Gaytors were in the hunt for some MUCH BETTER RECRUITERS than what they actually hired.

 

[Travis Bickle]

The point is, maybe have a little sympathy for them, they're f*cking pathetic.

No.

 

[JgDaCane]

All I know is I can't wait to play them in 2024 and 2025.

In 2025, this 2023 class will be juniors in Mario's 3rd year.

That’s a beautiful thought.

 

[786Cane]

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A fast food Manager with crappy intelligence! Love it!!!

 

[786Cane]

6-2 235 is a tweener at LB. Lol.

At 17!

 

[JgDaCane]

Nappier isn’t in Goldens world as a football coach. That will be seen shortly.

 

[Cane Tankerous]

Please keep this quiet, because I don't want the gaytuhs to learn this....

but I dont think their collective realizes that NIL means Name Image & Likeness. They probably got confused when they looked it up in the merriam webster dictionary

Definition of NIL

nothing, zero… See the full definition

www.merriam-webster.com

 

[786Cane]

9 wins might be asking too much.

Hypothetically, Napier could even be a better coach than Golden. But the quality of staff and program competition is much better than 10 years ago. Plus he hired a bunch of nobody’s thinking he could develop the program the old fashioned way. He’s never going to get off the block. DOA.

UF is three years behind FSU in their long decent into a black hole of mediocrity and irrelevance.

OMG!

 

[786Cane]

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Why are Gaytors saying Memphis MAC?
They should not mention the words, Mac, Macaroni, Mayo and/or Cheese ever again.

 

[Umbra]

Is Sketchygator a cis poster or legit UF "insider"?

What we really need is for @Cribby to infiltrate them and post his legit info, but only when it's negative for UF. He'll be accurate so they can't say he wasn't right and provide a steady supply of additional tears with actual factual information that they seem to be lacking over there.

 

[DTP]

I'm not arguing about whether one method or the other was easier, that all may be true.

But they certainly seemed CAPABLE of hiring great recruiters. They were in the running for Jajuan Seider. If it requires giving him a million a year, DO IT. Don't give that money to Rob Sale, what has he ever done? They almost had Tosh Lupoi. WHY DID THEY FAIL TO HIRE LUPOI? That's a case where you MUST land that guy, if only for his recruiting acumen. Pay that man his money. Patrick Toney and Sean Spencer don't deserve Lupoi money.

I can't name every name, and maybe @RVACane can help me out, but the Gaytors were in the hunt for some MUCH BETTER RECRUITERS than what they actually hired.

It’s a night and day difference to how Mario handled it here. When Mario got his budget for assistants, he could have easily brought everyone from Oregon and overpaid them. Thankfully he didn’t. He brought in a combination of experienced coaching types and youthful recruiting types.

 

[Umbra]

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Northern is a riot. dude's hilarious. Him destroying the Christian Chicken man is some high grade ****.

 

[JennStrawley’sBabyDaddy]

When Napier was hired their fanbase admitted he’s a below average coach, but he’s a good recruiter. Now that he’s getting stuffed in a locker daily they’re trying to prop him up as a coach. They’re completely ignoring the fact that he was brought in to recruit and is being embarrassed on the trail.

 

[Umbra]

Oh look… Friday Night Bites is back and suckier than ever!


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Like who is giving up a week-long cruise to instead spend one night at a crappy swampy cook-out with mayo-based mac n cheese and probably hockey puck burgers? Dudes are insane if they are that important.

 

[GucciCane]

 

[canesmang1]

they spent all their money already

 

[JennStrawley’sBabyDaddy]

they spent all their money already

I heard they had to pay it out to Kirklands mom. Apparently she was going to sue after some bad food poisoning. Something about LDB’s amazing Mac?

 

[The U is back to work]

He didn’t get his picture in front of a Lamborghini

 

[CanesFiend]

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[cway313]

He didn’t get his picture in front of a Lamborghini

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